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Today, my best friend planned a birthday party for me at the local Mexican restaurant. NO ONE showed up. We told the Mexican waiter there would be 18 arriving. Two hours later he brought me free ice cream. Even the non-english speaking waiters knew I was a loser. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33373) - you deserved it (3710)

On 01/26/2010 at 10:31pm - misc - by Candace - United States

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Your friends suck. That, in my opinion, is the FML. But, I don't know how you got the impression that "non-english speaking waiters knew" you were a loser. Did they come right out and tell you so? Or is it because they brought you free ice cream? A lot of restaurants give you a free dessert when it's your birthday, so that is probably why they gave you ice cream. You shouldn't think of it as a pity-treat. You need to build new friendships and re-build your self-esteem, because automatically assuming the waiters are thinking the worse kinda says you're not comfortable with yourself.

#6 - On 01/27/2010 at 3:21am by cjammer

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Awww... I'm sorry. Make new friends! I would have gone (I love Mexican food)!! :D

#4 - On 01/27/2010 at 3:18am by bc_ramirez08

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