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Today, my best friend planned a birthday party for me at the local Mexican restaurant. NO ONE showed up. We told the Mexican waiter there would be 18 arriving. Two hours later he brought me free ice cream. Even the non-english speaking waiters knew I was a loser. FML
I agree, your life sucks (21829) - you deserved it (2282)
On 01/26/2010 at 10:31pm - misc - by Candace - United States
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