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I just joined and I know this ain't an fml. epic fail to you, good sir, epic fail indeed.

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WTF how did this fml be accsepted mine didnt i got shot in my balls with paintball, not only one bullet...

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No. FMLs should just be funny stories at the expense of the person writing it. It doesn't matter how serious they are.

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Yeah, it always pees me off when people's complaints on an FML are 'this didn't ruin your life'. Oh, sorry, would you rather be on a website full of people who watched a friend die, or caught a terminal illness, or some other soul-destroying horrifying experience? It's a funny site, and it always has been.

BAHAHAHAHA. That's hilarious. Not sure how its an FML, but I'm sure some guys would be mildly disturbed by how much some girls share with each other. xD

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They compare their bowel movements to transportation. Heard of similes and metaphors? Kind of like someone saying, "That Saint Bernard is as big as a house!" (which is a simile), or "That Saint Bernard is a house!" (which is a metaphor). Here they're saying, "My shit is as big as/came out as fast as/looks just like a coach bus", or in terms of a metaphor (and accurate to the FML), "My shit is a coach bus." Hence the start of the comparison. "They ta

They probably use the same system to describe their boyfriends penises, Mr. Dinghy. You may want to avoid anal when "water taxi" makes its appearance.

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hahaha yeeeess! I LIKE THIS!!! at least she didn't liken her poo to the starship enterprise. Then you would have had an FML on at least two levels.

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