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Today, I was telling my cousin about my boyfriend, who plays guitar and sings very well, has dark hair, and wears girl pants. After telling her these things, she's quiet for a moment before she looks at me and says, "So... You're dating a Jonas brother?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6297) - you deserved it (28696)

On 01/16/2010 at 4:05pm - misc - by kikinemo (woman) - United States (Missouri)

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your cousin ftw

#1 - On 01/16/2010 at 7:10pm by silentfog

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I wonder homany tweens would kill to be you if was an actual Jonas Brother....

#2 - On 01/16/2010 at 7:12pm by LuveitsGreat

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