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Today, I rang my dad to tell him and my half-sister that I'm finally engaged. I then asked my half-sister to tell my stepmother. Still on speaker, I heard her run upstairs and pass the good news on. My stepmother responded with 'Cery who?', followed by 'So what? I can't stand her'. I'm Cery. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29116) - you deserved it (2163)

On 01/16/2010 at 11:29am - misc - by ThatCery (woman) - United Kingdom (St. Helens)

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What a bitch.

#1 - On 01/16/2010 at 1:49pm by McCannCanTriple

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what a bitch, i gotta step mom to, so i no how things could be. dont tell her anything anymore. sooner or later she'll hate being left out

#4 - On 01/16/2010 at 1:57pm by jessxoxo28

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