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By deflower - / Tuesday 22 January 2013 08:09 / United States - Huntington Beach
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  doodlecloud  |  26

I would assume a conversation about the dress? "Oh and of course you must have a white dress - wouldn't want anyone thinking you were a slut!" "Uh...mum...?"

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  badbaby_87  |  5

Did you say this while shoving your fiancee in the closet and making sure all evidence of your sin was hidden before your mom came to visit?

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  Shrouds  |  14

No, she did. But they "lost" them.

By  ninjaqueen101  |  18

What's so bad about that?

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  sens3sfailing  |  24

that the mother lacks common sense. don't get me wrong, I know there are couples out there who have lived together for a long time and are still "pure" but you usually know who those ones are. their vow is generally nothing private and its nothing to be ashamed about, so the mom thinking that her son would stay pure when he obviously had made no commitment to staying pure by the way he worded the FML, is just ignorant. and also to get upset over someone making love to a person they truely love shouldnt be bad. if a person wants to wait, great for them, if not, fuck your brains out for all I care. its not my body or my life so im not going to judge.

By  mtlfenix  |  7

Just tell her it was only anal and oral (not in that specific order) and that both do not affect your "purity" since technically your wife to be is still a virgin...

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  Merylwen  |  24

No. Sex is sex. No matter what hole you use, you lose your virginity.

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  iceroyalty1984  |  14

It's supposed to be sarcasm...

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  perdix  |  29

#10 is right in some communities. I've heard in some religions, a woman only loses her virginity when a penis goes in her vagina, so they've got virgins doing a lot of anal and oral. Rules are rules!

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