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Today, after secretly smoking for more than 2 years, I decided to quit. I come home from work and I see my wife holding a pack and asking me what was it doing behind the toilet seat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (3522) - you deserved it (23915)

On 01/05/2010 at 12:55am - misc - by tanksfan (man) - India (Delhi)

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