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Today, after secretly smoking for more than 2 years, I decided to quit. I come home from work and I see my wife holding a pack and asking me what was it doing behind the toilet seat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5561) - you deserved it (35780)

On 01/05/2010 at 12:55am - misc - by tanksfan (man) - India (Delhi)

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Tell her your girlfriend must have left them there, she will forget all about the smokes.

#2 - On 01/05/2010 at 5:53am by CallMeHush

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YDI for smoking

#6 - On 01/05/2010 at 6:09am by tomisbetterthanu

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