By okaydisarray - 22/03/2016 20:23 - United States - Dayton

Today, I received a letter from an eBay seller for whom I recently left an honest, negative review. I don't know what I was expecting, but I certainly wasn't ready for what spilled out coating my jeans, shoes, and brand new carpet: Glitter. FML
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Millionman24 16

report his account on ebay

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friedpwnadge 25

I bet OP will be feeling the magic, all the way through eBay's support system.

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Millionman24 16

report his account on ebay

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kyu_Q 19

Report him for Glitter? Wouldn't a vacuum cleanser get it out of the carpet.

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Dale_shackleford 13

No. Glitter is a pain to get out of most kinds of carpet.

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kirasant 19

Plus he's clearly a moron for putting his name on the letter. I hope he enjoys his ban.

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yellowzinnias 20

Also, Ebay lays out the reasons you are allowed to use a buyer's contact information, and this is NOT one of them. Report him fast and hard.

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idefka 34

Send him a letter back thanking him for the glitter. Say you needed some for an art project. I would be disappointed id I tried to screw someone over and it made them happy.

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crudeandrudeguy 29

Some people take their digital existence way too seriously, and they are normally sad and petty little people like this one. Oh well. FREE GLITTER

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exoticwaved_1 2

Well at least they're pushing the envelope ;-)

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mezochan 29

Apparently you're not familiar with the online company that sends glitter to your enemies...

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yerawizardlizzy 27

I thought they shut down because they got overwhelmed.

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OptimusSlime 23

It was auctioned online and someone else bought

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Mathalamus 24

That will take years to clean up.

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KatieJBabe 27

Have you ever gotten glitter everywhere before? That shit sticks around forever

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askullnamedbilly 33

Glitter is also known as craft herpes. Once it infiltrates a house, it's pretty much impossible to get rid of, and has a habit of showing up YEARS later after you'd already forgotten its existence. I moved to my new apartment three years ago, and I just found glitter on the floor that I had spilled in my previous apartment. I have no idea how it got there, but I'm pretty sure those little blue flakes of evil are going to follow me around until I die.

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