Today, I put cucumber slices on my eyes to help me relax. I found this very calming till I woke up to ants trying to eat my eyes out. FML

by jumpy / 01/03/2010 at 6:59pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

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  • What is the reasoning behind putting sliced veggies on your face to relax? Will sticking a carrot up my ass achieve the same effect?

    #2 - On 01/04/2010 at 3:08am by Reyo

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  • Slightly YDI- if your house has ants, why would you leave food on your person and fall asleep?!
    It does suck though, especially if you didn't know about the ants.

    #1 - On 01/04/2010 at 3:07am by isantorin

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