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Today, I put cucumber slices on my eyes to help me relax. I found this very calming till I woke up to ants trying to eat my eyes out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17889) - you deserved it (4070)

On 01/03/2010 at 6:59pm - misc - by jumpy (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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