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Today, I put cucumber slices on my eyes to help me relax. I found this very calming till I woke up to ants trying to eat my eyes out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26951) - you deserved it (5993)

On 01/03/2010 at 6:59pm - misc - by jumpy (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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What is the reasoning behind putting sliced veggies on your face to relax? Will sticking a carrot up my ass achieve the same effect?

#2 - On 01/04/2010 at 3:08am by Reyo

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Slightly YDI- if your house has ants, why would you leave food on your person and fall asleep?!
It does suck though, especially if you didn't know about the ants.

#1 - On 01/04/2010 at 3:07am by isantorin

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