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By  amrik

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By  amrik

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Obviously he wasn't over that Lil argument. Still sucks though. FYL for having a passive aggressive ass of a husband.

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She deserved it, if they just had a argument, he's obviously going to still sore about something, maybe because he has a lazy wife who demands that he cut her vegetables for her eyes (which I'm pretty sure don't do anything). Shes not worrying about how stressed or how he is after the fight, stuck up bitch

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OP, this is what you do, next time he demands a hand job, instead of lube, use deep-heat. That'll teach him.

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143 happy tree friends reference! and how do cucumbers on your eyes relax you? I just relax without needing something to do it for me.

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Well she said they had gotten over a fight. So she prolly though he was all good. A fair assumption. And not that it matters really, but I think a cucumber is technically a fruit.

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I don't get why OP had to make him cut the cucumber for her, and why she couldn't have just done it herself. And then she even made him place it on her eyes whilst she lay there as well? I wonder if the argument was anything to do with her giving him demands all the time?

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I'm inclined to agree with 22. She probably intended to make him earn his next piece of ass. Oh well, nice try...

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LOL 22 actually got thumbs down because he is an insensitive asshole who generalizes about women without providing a rational argument.

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And yet 235 if it was a male that person was talking about, not a female, it probably would not have got thumbed down. I'm a woman, and even I recognize that sexism goes both ways. Bring on the thumbs down, do I look like I give a rat's arse?

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like an extra sour warhead... I'm saying this out of experience with those... Don't shove 5 in your mouth if it's your first time tasting it...

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"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

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"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

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