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By ArsonistsLullaby - / Wednesday 21 September 2016 21:02 / United States
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  tibtak_fml  |  10

Looks like she was willing to help him with that but "I actually get to have sex with a girl who..." doesn't look like something to say to your girlfriend. I would say that he has few things to learn indeed...

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  apieceofwork  |  2

The nuvaring is worn against the cervix, that is, all the way down the vagina at the internal end. OPs boyfriend mistakenly and idiotically thought that the clitoris is there. There are internal parts to the clitoris, but not there. Term usually refers to the "button" found at the top of the vulva and may have been touched during foreplay but it is not mentioned him the post. And while clitoral piercings are a thing, there are no piercings of internal structures. A piercing at the far end of the vagina would be like getting your epiglottis pierced. And excruciatingly painful. I imagine OP did end up giving this fella an in depth anatomy lesson so he doesn't ruin the mood again!

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  lela2352  |  1

I want to clear something up because a lot of people get this wrong. While people do get their clits pierced (usually accidentally, by an inexperienced piercer/friend who isn't licensed) it is, quite obviously, extremely painful and not recommended. What people are usually confusing it for is a clitoral hood piercing.

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  lvysmch  |  2

not even foreplay for that specific first time they had sex... but nothing the entire time -before- actually having sex?? my mind is blown.

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  Lalala579121  |  27

And anyone who can't has to donate money to breast cancer stuff? (perfect month for it too) Based on the things I've read on FML there would be quite a few people donating.

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  anythingmofo  |  6

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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  viipeterson98  |  14

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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  DanielleinDC  |  28

Well, if you plan to have sex with women, #30 it would behoove you to learn about their anatomy. There are plenty of ways to learn about women's bodies besides porn.

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  lizenhagen  |  9

He never said he didn't intend to have sex. he said he's never had sex ed and doesnt intend to be a doctor. hence why he is not YET familiar with the female anatomy.

By  RichardPencil  |  22

Just say yes! He gets the fun of fucking a girl with a pierced clit and you don't have to endure the pain. Win-win!

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  dogpatch_fml  |  4

she should have let it go.... he'll figure it out when he goes and talks to his buddies about it

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  mariri9206  |  32

33: No, he likely won't figure it out when he talks to his buddies about it - he's not gonna give them, like, pictures or anything and they're not gonna be like "Uh, dude, actually. . . " The way they'd be able to correct him is if they sleep with her, too, or already have.

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