Health, Sleep, Awkward and Sleep eating: Chip on your shoulder

Chip on your shoulder

By Anonymous - 28/08/2021 13:59 - United States

Today, I woke up at 2 a.m. and ate some chips that were on my nightstand, totally unaware that they were covered in ants. Now I have two swollen lips and my kid’s birthday party is tomorrow. FML

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You deserved it 1 110

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Same thing different taste

By kp - 17/10/2011 00:47 - Australia

Today, I found ants all over my chocolate, but I'm so addicted that I just wiped them off and ate it anyway. FML

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By willkftw - 14/04/2019 16:00

Today, despite putting all the food in the fridge, taking all the rubbish outside, cleaning the house top to bottom and setting up bait, we're still dealing with a bloody huge ant problem. I've now got a rash all over from being bitten while I sleep. FML

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By somuchforthat - 19/02/2010 07:38 - Australia

Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML

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Revenge

By Natasha - 20/02/2021 21:30

Today, because I wouldn’t let my little sister have any more cookies, she snuck into my room while I was sleeping and superglued my lips together. FML

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You deserved it 116

By liilii - 30/08/2014 16:40 - India - Trivandrum

Today, I woke up to the sight of a dead fly on my bedside table, being eaten by a swarm of ants. I screamed so bad that my dad said he thought my sister was being murdered in my room. FML

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By ticked - 06/10/2009 13:01 - Pakistan

Today, I was eating a packet of chips while watching TV. I saw a crumb on the table in front of me, so without thinking I picked it up and ate it. It wasn't a crumb. It was a tick. FML

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You deserved it 47 982

Freak Scene

By antsgomarching - 06/10/2020 17:01

Today, I was sleeping in my bed when I felt an itch on my arm. Then another. Then another. I finally looked to see what was going on, only to find a bunch of ants crawling in my bed. They were somehow getting in through the closed window. Guess I’m done sleeping tonight. FML

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You deserved it 103

By Aliya - 01/03/2009 14:14 - United States

Today, I was eating nacho chips with my nieces when I started to feel that some were wet. I look at my niece and notice she was sucking on the chips, and putting them back in the bag. FML

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You deserved it 6 935

The sleepwalkers are at it again!

By sierra - 11/03/2021 02:02

Today, my mom told me she’d never forgive me for eating her birthday candy. I ate it in my sleep. FML

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You deserved it 299

Heavy session last night?

By TaintedL0v3 - 11/03/2020 12:30 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I woke up with Chocolate Buttons superglued to my face. FML

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You deserved it 214

cuz803 44

Saturday 28 August 2021 20:20

At least you started your day with extra protein

Grizz8831 14

Sunday 29 August 2021 2:15

night snacking is nothing to be ashamed of... ants though, they had enough time to not only find the chips but also get more ants there... that is on you

Comments

cuz803 44

Saturday 28 August 2021 20:20

At least you started your day with extra protein

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 28 August 2021 20:39

You sound like Stifler's mom.

Grizz8831 14

Sunday 29 August 2021 2:15

night snacking is nothing to be ashamed of... ants though, they had enough time to not only find the chips but also get more ants there... that is on you

ChipBoundary 9

Sunday 5 September 2021 10:34

I don't know where you live, but it takes about 20-30 minutes for ants to find something in my place and no amount of spraying or baiting makes a difference. I woke up one morning to find an ant hill in the middle of the carpet in the hallway of my apartment building, and it wasn't there when I went to bed.