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Today, my parents were having a Christmas party. They went out to get the vodka in our garage fridge, only to find most of it was frozen. Knowing vodka doesn't freeze, they soon realized that I had been taking some and refilling it with water over the past two months. FML

I agree, your life sucks (3377) - you deserved it (30107)

On 12/24/2009 at 7:36pm - misc - by Sean (man) - United States

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