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Today, my mom told me that I am going to end up getting myself pregnant. I am 21 and a virgin. She continued to yell at me and call me a liar all night. I don't know which is worse, being a 21 year old virgin or my mother accusing me of lying about it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24345) - you deserved it (1823)

On 12/06/2009 at 3:07am - misc - by virginmary (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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