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Today, my mom told me that I am going to end up getting myself pregnant. I am 21 and a virgin. She continued to yell at me and call me a liar all night. I don't know which is worse, being a 21 year old virgin or my mother accusing me of lying about it. FML


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On 12/06/2009 at 3:07am - misc - by virginmary (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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Well, I'm a 23 year old virgin. I don't think there's anything wrong with it. :)

#1 - On 12/06/2009 at 10:23am by alewiina

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there's nothing wrong with being a virgin, seriously.
you'll be glad you kept it when you meet the special one for you(:

#2 - On 12/06/2009 at 10:25am by n0ted

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