Boozehound

By fuck you mom - 17/04/2020 20:00

Today, my mom laid into me, calling me a selfish bitch, blaming me for my dad not being around and finally that she should’ve aborted me. All because I couldn't get her booze from the neighborhood market she’s been banned from. I’m not even 21. FML

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Today, my once-alcoholic mom told me that she would sell me for a shot of vodka. FML

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By speed-dialing dr kevorkian - 27/02/2016 07:25 - United States - Two Rivers

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2021 13:59

Today, my mother told me that for a period when I was a baby, every night she stood over my crib with a bottle of bourbon and a gun, convincing herself not to shoot me for ruining her life by being born when she was only 18. I wish I could be more like my siblings, who don't visit her anymore. FML

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By thatguy - 25/06/2011 07:47 - Canada

Today, my mom got drunk and told me to leave the house because "I've been mooching off her for too long". I'm 14 and now am sleeping at my friends house. FML

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How very dare you?

By Anonymous - 23/08/2019 14:00

Today, my drunken mother told me I'm just like my father and that I don't give a fuck about her. She's living in my home and drinking my wine. FML

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The truth will out

By Anonymous - 18/04/2024 11:00

Today, my uncle got drunk and started ranting about how great I was and how amazing it is that I almost wasn’t born because somehow I managed to survive the failed abortion my mom really wanted. News to me. Mom never wanted me and tried to abort me. FML

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123Puppy 33

Friday 17 April 2020 22:00

I’m sorry that your mom is so toxic to you. :( I really hope that you will be able to move out in the near future!

Boyufd 24

Friday 17 April 2020 21:04

when you leave the house make sure you never contact her again

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Friday 17 April 2020 20:43

Try to get the booze from the market and they'll ban you for trying to buy liquor while underage. Then, you'll have a valid excuse for not doing that.