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Today, my parents had a fight, which is a pretty normal occurence at our house. But today, they fought over an orange. Dad is now sitting in his bedroom with the aforementioned orange. FML

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On 10/26/2009 at 6:15am - misc - by Roida (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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LOL. Ah. Oranges. So many marriages they have broken up. When will people learn?!

#3 - On 10/26/2009 at 11:16am by blink831forever

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Your mum was hogging the orange, your dad deserves some playtime with it as well. Clearly they love the orange more than you. I mean comon, squeezing your head doesnt provide a healthy drink now does it? I hope my first son is an apple.

#9 - On 10/26/2009 at 11:24am by Peroxide

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