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Today, I ignored my cat's incessant meowing, and pushed him away every time he wanted to be pet. The next time I walked downstairs I found him dead. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18680) - you deserved it (60603)

On 09/12/2009 at 5:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

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