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Today, it was my next-door neighbor's birthday. Over the past year, his pitbull has attacked my stepdad several times and put some stiches on me. Lucky for us, the dog was finally put down. For his birthday my neighbor got a new, bigger, pitbull. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24523) - you deserved it (3150)

On 08/22/2009 at 5:07pm - animals - by ShockBait (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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