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Today, I went to a funeral. When I got there, I hugged one of the family members and he asked, "How are you?" Out of habit, I replied, "Good, how about you?" He looked appalled and shouted "How the fuck do you think I am?! My mother just died!" loud enough for everyone to hear. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31115) - you deserved it (13213)

On 07/23/2009 at 12:40am - misc - by partycats (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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