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Today, I went to a funeral. When I got there, I hugged one of the family members and he asked, "How are you?" Out of habit, I replied, "Good, how about you?" He looked appalled and shouted "How the fuck do you think I am?! My mother just died!" loud enough for everyone to hear. FML


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On 07/23/2009 at 12:40am - misc - by partycats (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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Jesus Christ, that sucks for you. I understand his mother just died, but seriously, no need to make a scene. It's the same as asking "How are you holding up?"

#1 - On 07/23/2009 at 6:02am by anniebananie

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Wow, talk about over-reaction. FYL for having a family member like that.

#2 - On 07/23/2009 at 6:09am by catmand0nt

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