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Today, while going through airport security the lady asked why I folded everything so small. I said that I was going away for a month and needed to fit a lot of stuff in only one bag. She smiled, nodded and then dumped my luggage to search for "drugs and other illegal teen things." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39177) - you deserved it (1779)

On 07/16/2009 at 7:39pm - misc - by search_me (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

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