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Today, while going through airport security the lady asked why I folded everything so small. I said that I was going away for a month and needed to fit a lot of stuff in only one bag. She smiled, nodded and then dumped my luggage to search for "drugs and other illegal teen things." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46417) - you deserved it (2637)

On 07/16/2009 at 7:39pm - misc - by search_me (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

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bah, the profiling system gets on my nerves :P

#1 - On 07/17/2009 at 3:54am by midget_chinese

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If it was a man, you could've said, "Because I needed to make room for my tampons."

#2 - On 07/17/2009 at 3:55am by CassT

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