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By CityGirl - / Friday 17 July 2009 00:05 / United States
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By  my_fml_account  |  2

If he still wants to hang out with you after being hit in the face by projectile mints he's clearly into you. I applaud you for pioneering new ways of finding out if someone likes you.

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  atruegem  |  0

See, this is what happens when you reply to the #1 comment to show off what kind of smartass you are. And then you fail for everybody to see. They had a WAITRESS, the OP is a WOMAN and a *he* told the joke and the mint hit a *him* on the head. What is ambiguous about that? There is no doubt it was the crush. Next time you want to be a smartass, try harder

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  atruegem  |  0

no, I am only a jackass when I come across dumbsters like #22 whose attention span doesn't even last for the duration of reading through a 300 character FML in a way that allows them to actually GRASP the situation.

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Today, while at dinner with my girlfriend, I told a joke and she started choking on her mint like an idiot. she then spit it out and it him me in the face and landed in my drink. FML.

By  my_fml_account  |  2

If he still wants to hang out with you after being hit in the face by projectile mints he's clearly into you. I applaud you for pioneering new ways of finding out if someone likes you.

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