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Today, I found out my class was attempting to raise money for me through a bake sale because some girl spread a false rumor that I was raped and that my father was going to disown me. The whole school believes it and my biology teacher took me aside and asked if I needed someone to confide in. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60442) - you deserved it (2671)

On 07/16/2009 at 4:32pm - misc - by dork (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

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wow, what a bitch. hope you get her back.

at least there's good news: a lot of people care about you

#2 - On 07/16/2009 at 7:29pm by tubaguy42

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Was that girl's intention to get you free money and attention? Man, rumors have changed since I was in school.

#3 - On 07/16/2009 at 7:29pm by percussionchic

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