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That's Santa's new way of telling people they have been naughty. Even Santa is on a budget; he can't afford coal to give out anymore.

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I learnt that even nicer stores can have bug problems. I once tried on a jacket at Macy's and there was a giant moth hiding in its sleeves when I put my arm through. And I've heard stories that some women have gotten parasites infesting in their breast from not washing their new bras. Blah

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Don't thumb down 36, she is right. The pictures of maggots infesting a woman's breasts are crap lies. It's all photoshopped.

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