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Today, I took my road test. I'd never had driver's training and my mom taught me how to drive. I failed the test so badly, and when I got home my mom admitted to having taught me how to drive completely wrong because she didn't want me to get my license as she thinks I'm too young. I'm 18. FML


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On 07/15/2009 at 8:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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file a complaint that your mom tried to have you killed.

#2 - On 07/16/2009 at 3:29am by Geist

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The best revenge takes only five words: "I choose your nursing home."

#9 - On 07/16/2009 at 3:34am by marxmarv

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