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Today, I got pulled over for the first time. When the officer came up to my window, I immediately burst out into tears due to nervousness. He kept asking me for my licence and registration. Hysterical, I wasn't able to comply. He arrested me for not cooperating. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19130) - you deserved it (49636)

On 07/15/2009 at 7:55pm - misc - by daisyann (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Women. -rolls eyes-

#1 - On 07/16/2009 at 3:30am by Arcterion

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are you the girl from american idol who keeps crying for sanjaya?

#2 - On 07/16/2009 at 3:31am by Geist

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