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Why didn't you just get a friend to take the test as well? YDI
I agree. Or maybe, schedule a regular appointment with an eye doctor? If you have good insurance, it shouldn't cost you much -- or anything.
You're just stupid o_0
Or, take another color blindness test? Wait, why does it cost you "hundreds of dollars" to test if you're color blind or not? Who the fuck did you give all of the money to? Fucking dumbass.
A friend to take the test? It was for CB, not a urine test for meth stupid.
Is it possible that there could be another person THIS retarded on the Internet. I think not.
Bet you won the Nigerian Lotto too?
Hmmm... The test is a nurse showing you six pieces of paper over the course of 15 seconds, and it cost "hundreds of dollars"? What, were you on the space shuttle or something?
Dumbass, they weren't saying to try to use a friend to trick the doctors into declaring him not colorblind. They were saying to have a friend take the test too, to see if it's legit or not. If the friend can't pass it either, it's probably not legit.
wtf?? are u that stupid?????????? GAYTARD!
hahah nigerian lotto
you seem like one of those guys who would believe one of those fake letters from a distant african woman wanting to give you 27 Million
ohhhhhhhhhh!
Well in that case, please pardon the hell out of me. And please allow me, as a token of my appreciation, to serve you a token cup of STFU and GFY.
Douche.
Today, some chick wrote the dumbest FML ever, and I STILL looked dumber than she did. FML.
They went to the doctor's to get treatment I'm guessing. Not pay the fake test. Wow you're the dumbass.
I'm not pro on the topic of colour blindness, but... if you know someone who is definitely not colour blind, couldn't you just, like, walk through a store and have them ask you the colours of things?
Just wondering, I'm not exactly sure about the testing for colour blindness.
haha.. its funny that you are calling someone else dumb, using logic that just makes you seem dumb!!!
Wow. You're fuckin dumb. Wanna buy a bridge?
or yourself? i can get you a good deal if you want to but yourself.
or some high waisted short shorts?
you could have always looked around u instead for some color! look at wallpaper, turn on the TV...there are endless options! YDI
Since color blindness is an inherited trait, she could likely have had it all her life, which makes your advice invalid. Also, many "color blind" people actually do see colors, but they're different from the labels we have given them or the colors bleed together.
You could be colorblind and not kwoing it. the little tests with the numbers written with dots on a circle is one good tet to check if you are color blind.
#43 - On 07/05/2009 at 8:48pm by 4ube
Agreed, I didn't find out I was color blind until I did a color blind test in college. I graduated high school in a gifted arts program, and have had pieces in museums. Get this, they were noted for composition and use of value and color. FML
Yeah, I'm colorblind too, and I can see all the colors. I also found out in college, studying for a psych 101 test... they had a colorblindness test in the textbook and I failed.
When I told my mom, she said, "Oh yeah, I can't do those either." So apparently my mom is colorblind too... and she's a successful artist. So... yeah. similar to what you said. heh
color blindness is the inability to distinguish shades... if she was unaware that the shades on her TV, wallpaper, whatever were different, how would she know?
also.... random.... it's a bit rare for females to have this trait.
YDI all the way. I mean really?
I thought everyone knew those things were a joke.
well not all of them are....
some of them seriously do have numbers in them
but i'd say that it's blatantly obvious to tell when there is not anything distinguisable in them...
um #3, i think if your color blind you really wouldnt know what color your looking for??? and OP, didnt anyone ever tell you not to believe everything/anything you read on the internet. For example, i dont want to believe this because i dont want to believe that anyone could be that stupid.
What're you on about? How could that even happen?
You deserve it for being a TOTAL fucking dumbass.
Wow.
What the fuck. Your parents must be proud huh.
YDI for bring retarded.
#9 - On 07/05/2009 at 7:52pm by DW92
Stfu leave him alone xD Is it his fault hes a doornob?
no.
yea... I don't want to be mean, but you TOTALLY deserved that one. I mean really, if you honestly thought you were colorblind, you would've looked around a bit and seen if you recognize most colors, or if anything looked different.
Umm... presumably the fear here was that she'd ALWAYS been colour blind and not known, not that it had suddenly happened to her after having years of perfect colour vision. Therefore looking to see if things look different wouldn't really help since things have always looked that way for her, so whatever she's seeing, colour blind or not, would seem perfectly normal to her.
#31 - On 07/05/2009 at 8:16pm by darrelfinn
So, you're color blind. You're life is fucked.
Oh, wait a minute: You have to pass that test for your driver's license.
Upon further review... You Deserve It.
actually, you dont need to pass that test, the only test you need to pass for a license is Red green color blindness, there are still many other types of Color blindness
I didn't take this test when I got my license.
Fuck, thats what i am...red green
Not required in NY either. I AM red-green colorblind, and got my license without any restrictions and without taking any colorblindness test.
you don't need to pass the red-green colorblindness test in order to get your license , if that were so then about 10% of men couldn't get it. Most people can see both red and green but wen the are put right next to each other its hard to distinguish between the two, which is why for the colorblindness tests they have a bunch of red dots with a bunch of green dots that either have a letter or a number in it, if you're colorblind then it would be hard to distinguish the number/letter
#83 - On 07/05/2009 at 11:40pm by crzymonkeyxo
hi. red/green makes sense because of the lights BUT ... it's in different places (top/bottom) for a reason. top light means stop.
YDI for being a moron
Why would you spend that much money because you couldn't do an online test? Everyone knows those are scams!
wow. thats pathetic. its genetically impossible for a woman to be colorblind, so either you lied about this, you switched your gender, or your REALLY dumb. btw- i'm only 15 & i knew this, if your above 12 this is truly pathetic.
#14 - On 07/05/2009 at 7:57pm by hayleyyanne
No. You're wrong. It's less likely for a woman to be colorblind, but certainly not impossible.
actually i'm not; i just took an accelerated biology class this year, and unless 3 textbooks & a teacher who majored in biology are wrong, then i'm pretty damn sure i'm right...
#18 - On 07/05/2009 at 8:04pm by hayleyyanne
Check your facts before you call someone dumb, otherwise you just look like an idiot. It IS possible for a woman to be colorblind as tuntis already pointed out. My old biology teacher is a colorblind woman (she couldn't tell the difference between green and red).
http://science.howstuffworks.com/eye4.htm "Color blindness is the inability to differentiate between different colors. The most common type is red-green color blindness. This occurs in 8 percent of males and 0.4 percent of females. It occurs when either the red or green cones are not present or not functioning properly. People with this problem are not completely unable to see red or green, but often confuse the two colors."
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Can_women_be_color_blind "A child inherits one chromosome from each parent. He/She will get an X chromosome from his/her mother, and an X from her father (if a girl) or a Y from his father (if a boy). Thus, her father must be colorblind, and her mother must be a carrier (or colorblind), AND she must receive a copy of the affected chromosome. "
GOOGLE MOFO
#22 - On 07/05/2009 at 8:08pm by vers
Well. Your idiot teacher and your textbooks were wrong. Colorblindness is sex-linked on the X chromosome, so men are affected more because they are XY (only one X to make it all go wrong). Women can have 1 bad X and one good one and not be colorblind.
18 got owned.
OP, n/o, but YDI. it always says on those sites that its not real.
Hayleyyanne, there are different types of colour blindness. While males are a lot more likely to be colour blind, it's not unheard of for a woman to be colour blind as well. I recommend your Biology teacher return to school and stop embarrassing the rest of the scientific community. You may also wish to seek out more recent text books.
OP: You're an idiot.
damn, you all beat me to making fun of 3 bio books and a "bio major" teacher...
Or wait, would it just be making fun of a biodumb student?
Also you are 15, and in no place to be spouting your scientific knowledge from your "accelerated biology class."
"About 5–8 percent of males, but less than 1 percent of females, are color blind in some way or another, whether it be one color, a color combination, or another mutation.[5] The reason males are at a greater risk of inheriting an X linked mutation is because males only have one X chromosome (XY, with the Y chromosome being significantly shorter than the X chromosome), and females have two (XX); if the women inherit a normal X chromosome in addition to the one which carries the mutation, they will not display the mutation, while men have no 'spare' normal chromosome to override the chromosome which carries the mutation." - Wikipedia
Maybe you are thinking of Rod Monochromancy... where a person can only see in shades of grey. That i s very rare among people that are colorblind, so it is probably never heard of in females.. or at least hardly ever.
Way to fail, kid.
#28 - Hey hey, I'm fifteen and just finished biology and I knew that women could be colour blind.
Well, the textbooks and teacher may be right, you were just TOO FUCKING STUPID to learn anything from them. It is an X linked recessive trait, making it (chance of 1 x chromosome having it) squared that a woman would have it.
your 15? that means your a freaking sophmore! your not a genius, your in highschool. so check your facts next time you wanna insult someone cause.. well your just plain wrong. women can be colorblind. im 15, btw, and knew that. so your the pathetic one.
#112 - On 07/06/2009 at 2:12am by cha40
No its not impossible u stupid 15 year old! Im 16 and im a girl and im colorblind...i can see every single color i just get confused between different ones...my dad is colorblind and out of the 4 sons and 2 daughters he had im the only one who is colorblind haha...its very hard to be colorblind because when i was younger i had to color a map that looked like the one in my geography book...i couldnt tell what colors the map was colored in so i had to ask my little brother who was 4 or 5 what the colors were it was really upsetting cause my lil bro knew the colors and i didnt so i cried...now when i need help with my colors i ask my twin sis and its not upsetting anymore as much as it was cause i know i cant help it but sometimes its annoying when u have to tell your teacher and everybody starts asking me wat color is my shirt wat color is this...so haleyyann or w/e ur name is u need to shut up cause u are wrong cause i am a living 16 year old FEMALE who is colorblind! Stop trying to act smart cause i am really good at biology and my teachers say its rare but not impossible and omg guess wat so did my eyedoctor! So keep in mind its rare for girls to be colorblind not impossible so shut up!

My mom is colorblind. She's also a woman.
Supposed to be a reply to someone else. Whoops.
That sucks FYL, try the Blind spot test. Now that is the real deal!
Either way some of the online tests are actually real (eg if you check out Wikipedia). And shouldn't the person doing the testing have let this woman know that she couldn't be colourblind before charging her for expensive tests?
I'm male and red/green colour blind though why it is called colour "blindness" I don't know. I can certainly see red and green like everyone else, it's just certain shades bleed into other colours when right next to them or look like different colours to me. EG a bright green might look like yellow to me or vice versa.
She can't be colorblind, why?
It's less common in females but certainly not unheard of, if that's what you're getting at.
#85 - On 07/05/2009 at 11:46pm by happylittleman
She can be, it is just very uncommon.
Ahem: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Can_women_be_color_blind
Wiki has all the answers.
Women can be color blind, but only if their father is. If they got a carrier gene (c) from their color blind father and one from their mother (c), they would be homozygous recessive (cc), and therefore would be color-blind.
Why on Earth wouldn't you (at the very, very least) read up on it and try to find other online tests before spending hundreds of dollars on medical examinations?
There isn't an online test in the world that would have me spending a penny without a hell of a lot of research being done first.
YDI.
wow dude...YDI for believing the internet
#34 - On 07/05/2009 at 8:26pm by suicide_girl
Can you see colors around you? Yeah? Then you're fine! YDI
You're a moron. Do you have any idea how colorblindness works?
Most people who are colorblind only find out when they're tested, they can live their whole life thinking that they see normally and then find out otherwise.
#86 - On 07/05/2009 at 11:49pm by happylittleman
Is this fake? Hard to believe
ur soo dumb... only men can be colorblind!!
NO. Women CAN be colorblind. It's very, very rare, but it's not impossible.
Im 16 and female and im colorblind idiot!
If you can't catch up on a joke that fast, then you deserve to lose hundreds of dollars figuring out that it WAS a joke.
I wish had that kind of money to throw around.
It says your a woman on here. Women don't develop color blindness, its only men.
Wrong-o. 5-8% of men are colorblind, 0.4% of females are. Males are more likely to have it because they only have one X chromosome to be affected. Females must have BOTH affected, or they can not be colorblind.
It is rarer for females to be CB, but it is not impossible.
Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, an intelligent answer!! Someone was paying attention in genetics!
mstgirl Actully women do and can develop color blindness, if you payed attention in biology class you would know that next time open the book
Thank you #28!! I agree
#55 - On 07/05/2009 at 9:20pm by jendmurray5
Ahaha, it was that one where if you can't see it you're gay, right? Right? I'm right aren't I. You freaked out because thought you were gay so you got your eyes checked out. Sucker.
That's what I was thinking. XD
Its just easier to call you stupid.
#57 - On 07/05/2009 at 9:40pm by mudkip
Well you kind of deserve it kind of. Don't worry and account yourself lucky cuz i can't see the color red or green and I always fail at those kind of tests. And talk about driving lol.
ur a fool those color blindness tests are real but they may be inaccurate on a computer screen...they are probably $1 or free in real life
#61 - On 07/05/2009 at 9:46pm by slamdnkindrummer
YDI all you had to do was go to an eye doctor. They give you pictures and REAL color blind tests that only take 30 seconds.
#65 - On 07/05/2009 at 9:57pm by Stephai
wow so based on something you saw online you spent hundreds of dollars? still looking for bigfoot?
she saw the test TODAY, so spent hundreds of dollars on tests TODAY, Sunday?
c'mon guys. this is obviously fake..
FML requires you start an entry with "Today" and end it with "FML". So "Today" is probably not used literally here.
The fact that you would spend so much money on something that didn't even matter. So what if you are colorblind? obviously it hasn't affected your life in any negative way until now. Idiot. And now the internet is convincing you that you have a problem. Loser.
What assholes. I hate online.
don't trust stuff like that online.
get new doctors, too. what kind of doctors make you do multiple tests like that for something that could be done for free?
You didn't spend hundreds of dollars to figure out that it was fake.
You spent a few benjamins and then found out it was fake.
No connection what so ever.
YDI.
#74 - On 07/05/2009 at 10:39pm by koda
#72- FAIL
"accel" bio doesn't teach you sh*t at most schools. I'd hesitate trusting even AP Bio kids.
Oh, and with the state of the US health system, I would not at all be surprised with the multiple tests. 70%+ of doctors are greedy lil scumbags these days anyway, but the bottom line, OP, is YDI
Ydi for not being color blind, fucking idiot!!
Lol, didn't you get tested in school?
LOL * 10!
No, what you spent hundred's of dollars on was an online IQ test.
Results? You are one dumb MOFO!
LOL!!!!!
You're old enough to get your own color blindness test without anyone elses approval but you have never had one before? Hmmm...
Um ... I can get a color blindness test by myself (I'm assuming you mean because I'm old enough) and I've never had one before ... what does that prove?
78, don't post if you don't know what you're talking about.
this crap is just not true. i paid like $40 for my annual eye checkup that has a bunch of tests, including a color blindness test.
hahahaha priceless. people like you are the reason they make those jokes. :D
#98 - On 07/06/2009 at 12:51am by anonymous_user
Hahahhahahahahahhhahaaaaaahahhahahah dumbass
I thought colorblindness was only a male thing...
It usually is, it is a recessive trait on the X gene, which males only have one and females have two, and it has to be on both X genes for females to get it, so it is rarer for females.
You could've tried some more tests... From a legitmate source.
Colorblind tests online are kind of dumb, there isnt enough standardization of monitors/browsers/color codes so passing or failing one online means nothing.
hahah someone takes things tooo seriously
did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?
There no place for a truth on the internet... .remember that.
#109 - On 07/06/2009 at 1:40am by Agarwel
wow, what the hell kind of eye exam costs hundreds of dollars?! and if you never had a problem until you took this fake test, why do anything at all? obviously you made it this far through your life...
YOU'RE a FUCKING IDIOT. end of.
What's up with all the fake FMLs lately?
#118 - On 07/06/2009 at 4:24am by arienh4
so it was your first time on the internet I suppose.
You are either a liar or a complete idiot.
Seriously, you can get those tests online for free.
BS... my dad has a license and he's red-green colorblind (the most common type).
And that's what you get for believing everything on the internet...
:( everyone beat me to calling haley an idiot..
I don't guess I need to restate the genetic possibilities..
@OP, why the hell would you spend hundreds of dollars on that test; you could get it free..
You're just a moron. Sorry.
YDI
who the fuck pays hundreds of dollars to take an online test, if u can c fine and u dont have any problems (that u can c) then u dont need the test YDI
I don't even believe this one. Who's dumb enough to do that?
Hundreds of dollars? Any optometrist will do that test for $50 along with the rest of the exam.
#131 - On 07/06/2009 at 2:56pm by signe
You spent hundreds of dollars on that? There are books of those tests lying around in hospital waiting rooms....
This is why you shouldn't believe everything you read on the internet...
ok, what ever you say. I'm surprised that you can even work a computer if your that stupid
YDI for living in a country where an eye exam costs hundreds of dollars.
Couldn't you just look at stuff that you KNOW the color to and see if you could see it? Like a set of stop lights or something...the bottom one is green, the top one is red, etc.....
To someone that is color blind, they may not know what green really is, since they have seen that way there whole life.
So you spent hundreds of dollars because you got worried about the results of an online test?
*sees that you're a woman*
Oh, that explains it.
if you were really that worried about it you should've went to and eye doctor because there not all that expensive and there's a chance it's covered by your insurance soooo yeaaaaa yerrr dumb.
YDI It's from the internet.
might I suggest finding another couple hundred and get that brain checked also?
AAAAAAAAA HAHAHHAHAHAAHAH I am sorry that is so so funny hahahhaahahahahahaah
womans cant be colorblind, gnetics
so YDI
women can be colourblind, it is just less common than men being colourblind.
Bullcrap. Nonsense. If you have to make up things, make up something that's at least plausible. Plausible to anybody over the age of 12, that is.
I don't believe this one.
#146, women can be colorblind; my mom is
#149 - On 07/07/2009 at 7:27pm by cLaAaNdEsTiNe
I think it's fake because the OP mentions spending hundreds of dollars on medical tests, it is an incredibly cheap test.
Sounds fake. Its a cheap test. Hell its required in some states to get a driver's license.
That's why you ask the person next to you to take the test to.
You know walmart does the colorblind test for $35 - and that includes glacoma and cataract screening, as well as regular vision testing
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! You're stupid.
uhmmmmm....colorblindness isn't THAT big a deal...
And online tests are USUALLY scams. YDI for falling for it!!!
#158 - On 07/09/2009 at 11:00am by PrettyVal
FYI TO ANYBODY WHO SKIPPED TO THE BOTTOM WITHOUT READING ANY COMMENTS TO POST THEIR OWN: Women can be colorblind, it is just rarer due to the fact that it is an X gene trait, meaning it is past along the X gene. It is also a recessive trait. Men only have one X gene that they get from their mother, if their mother is a carrier of colorblindness, or is colorblind, that male will be colorblind, for women to be colorblind, the father has to be colorblind and the mother either has to be colorblind, or a carrier, so it is rarer for females, but still possible.
lol, don't take anything on the net seriously.
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