By got to be kidding me - 02/05/2019 14:00 - United States - Cape Coral

Today, my eight-year-old daughter refused to use the port-a-potty at the fair. She preferred to piss her pants. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 004
You deserved it 286

Same thing different taste

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To be fair, port-o-potties are disgusting.

It's cool to pee your pants. Billy Madison said so.

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If you've ever been in an outhouse, you'll understand how that appears to be a reasonable choice

It's cool to pee your pants. Billy Madison said so.

To be fair, port-o-potties are disgusting.

Miss Beep 14

I'd rather piss my pants too...

StagGT 13

kinda respect her decision to not use those disease buckets. YDI, DHK

tounces7 27

Pissing herself was probably the more hygienic option.

Urine is sterile. Those port-a-potty’s... not so much.

When it’s only those disgusting sweat boxes, let her wear a diaper instead. Putting a kid in one of those should count as some form of abuse. I’d piss myself instead of using one as well.

Can't blame her. I wouldn't want to go on those either.

did she prefer that? or were you an inattentive self-involved millennial parent who didn't notice her whining on needing the loo, and your response is "she refused to use it and instead pissed her pants"? I know several hundred 7 - 10 year-old's and none of them CHOOSE to do this.