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Today, I was driving with a friend when we saw a wallet in the middle of his neighborhood road. When we picked it up, we saw it was loaded with cash. We drove to the mans house to return the wallet, and when we handed it to him he told us "I would give you a reward but I don't have any cash." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38301) - you deserved it (4641)

On 07/03/2009 at 10:19pm - misc - by Hayls5 (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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Technically he didn't until then...

#1 - On 07/04/2009 at 3:30am by iFellytone

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I think if you help someone, there's a chance they'll help someone else, who will in turn help someone else... And so on, until someone helps you out.

Of course we could all be selfish, but for some reason I think this would be counter-productive.

You have to be greater than that and act for what is right, not for your own personal interest. At least sometimes.

#6 - On 07/04/2009 at 3:37am by UsingLogic

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