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Today, I was driving with a friend when we saw a wallet in the middle of his neighborhood road. When we picked it up, we saw it was loaded with cash. We drove to the mans house to return the wallet, and when we handed it to him he told us "I would give you a reward but I don't have any cash." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43729) - you deserved it (5180)

On 07/03/2009 at 10:19pm - misc - by Hayls5 (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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Technically he didn't until then...

#1 - On 07/04/2009 at 3:30am by iFellytone

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If not getting a reward is an FML for you, you truly deserve this one. Whatever happened to human goodness?

#4 - On 07/04/2009 at 3:36am by zargon

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