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Today, my family and I were at a restaurant. We're Swedish and love talking about people in our language because no one ever understands here. I decided to comment about how ugly the girl at the next table was. She turned around and goes "Dra åt helvete." That's Swedish for "Go to hell." FML

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that is exactly what you get for talking about people like that. what an arrogant prick. do you and your family have nothing better talk about? i'm pretty sure, i've never met you, that if you were a puddle, my feet wouldn't even get wet because you are such a shallow douche bag. what a shamefully pathetic life you are living. i hope karma bit you in the ass hard for that one, asshole.

#3 - On 03/15/2009 at 4:57am by mogan

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that's what you get for trying to be smart

#1 - On 03/15/2009 at 4:39am by KenMcGormick

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