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Maybe marrying someone who will throw bowls of food at you in a restaurant for anything less than a genuine verbal or physical assault is a bad idea. I mean, unless you want to be abused for the rest of your life, I mean, whatever you want.

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Maybe it was a piece of scorching Szechuan pork. Can't imagine what would cause a woman to stomp out an entire restaurant.

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Next time, let her keep it on her mouth and she can bitch you out for not telling her! There's really no winning with chicks sometimes.

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did this "comment" go something like, "hey fucker, wipe the shit off your mouth. you're embarrassing me...?" or something like that?

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if you're still going to marry her, i can picture you two thirty years from now. "hey, honey, you have a bit of chowder on your upper lip." she'll respond with how you gave her the wrost 30 years of her life and then pour the hot chowder on you. D:

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In 6th grade my teacher was pregnant, I never paid attention in her class, that bitch threw carrots and wheat thins at me for half the year >:o

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17: Not necessarily. I mean, if that was me, I'd be laughing about it, I wouldn't go all pissy and crack the shits. And I'm sure there's plenty of women who would do the same thing. :)

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don't judge too soon, we don't know how he said it. "bitch, there's food around your mouth. don't eat like a child" would have had me running out of the restaurant too.

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I think it's funny that you say don't assume but then don't take it at face value.

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It's like that game where you have to choose whether you want your girlfriend to be sane, smart, and beautiful. But you can only choose two. We all know what you obviously chose...

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Well if you guys are engaged and it's probably not the first time it has happened... Deal with it or break it off ...

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Then again, if she was this livid over something as stupid as food being around her mouth (And I might add, props to OP for being nice enough to spare her the embarrassment and/or blackmail) you never know how she'd react if he broke off the engagement.....

Maybe marrying someone who will throw bowls of food at you in a restaurant for anything less than a genuine verbal or physical assault is a bad idea. I mean, unless you want to be abused for the rest of your life, I mean, whatever you want.

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My literal exact thought. It always shocks me to hear what people think is acceptable behavior. That's gonna be a great marriage, let me tell you. And we haven't even thought about their extremely lucky future kids! Doormats + psychos = fucked up kids.

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Exactly! And if you're marrying her for her looks, remember they will change quicker than her personality will.

This is going to be a great marriage! I'm such an idiot!!! I should have become a divorce lawyer -- I could have been rolling around in money and pussy all day!

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Embarressement? Since when is having some food around your mouth during dinner something to be ashamed of? Romantic? Since when is it romantic to lick the food from your partners mouth away (face it, the food will not disappear by a kiss)? They weren't in their bedroom, but in a probably full restaurant.

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#44 Not embarrassing cause she had food around her mouth but because op called her on it that's probably why she got so upset, and I'm betting it wasn't a huge noddle or something when have you ever seen someone with other than crumpet around their mouth, he either shouldn't have said anything gently wiped it for her or taken my original advice if he's going to get married he needs to learn when he should learn what he should say and when to take advantage of a potential romantic or good points

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A little?? She just acted like a 10 year old... Very immature is more like it.... Just sayin..

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