Today, I was rubbing my dog's belly. He seemed to be enjoying it, his penis "came out". My boyfriend was walking by and said "at least you turn someone on." FML
I agree, your life sucks (68665) - you deserved it (7216)
On 03/09/2009 at 1:04pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (Ontario)
NowABlonde's life also sucksToday, I decided to lighten my hair. I applied the dye and waited 20 minutes. When I went…
DumbDinosaur also deserved itToday, I decided to do a load of laundry. Two minutes into the cycle, I realized that I…
you should have said "at least someone can get it up"
#13 - On 03/09/2009 at 7:31pm by greenfairy
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Nice guy. Been together long?
#4 - On 03/09/2009 at 6:02pm by Yunie
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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