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Today, I was rubbing my dog's belly. He seemed to be enjoying it, his penis "came out". My boyfriend was walking by and said "at least you turn someone on." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (62876) - you deserved it (6230)

On 03/09/2009 at 1:04pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (Ontario)

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