By Noname - 09/03/2009 17:04 - Canada

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Today, I was rubbing my dog's belly. He seemed to be enjoying it, his penis "came out". My boyfriend was walking by and said "at least you turn someone on." FML
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greenfairy_fml 0

you should have said "at least someone can get it up"

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TEAZO 0

hahaha maybe your bf just jealous coz you turn the dog on so easily. XD

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magiclavalamp 0

lol sounds like he was just kidding around... sounds like something i would say.

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pmole42088 0

Ya im gunna have to go with #37 lol and everyone else who took it as a joke, and hey even if he is serious i wouldn't just brake up cuz he said one d bag comment maybe you could take it as a sign to........ get better.

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paige1230 0

uhhh.... dump that asshole. asap.

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podrummer9209 0

I'm pretty sure I'd just stand up and kick him and the ****. What a douche.. Go find a real man

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frylock182 0

he was probabally trying to make ajoke

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CourtneeMalakian 0

if it was my house, i would have told him to get the **** out, then i wouldnt call or text or w/e. id let him do that first

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