By Noname - 09/03/2009 17:04 - Canada

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Today, I was rubbing my dog's belly. He seemed to be enjoying it, his penis "came out". My boyfriend was walking by and said "at least you turn someone on." FML
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Same thing different taste

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greenfairy_fml 0

you should have said "at least someone can get it up"

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bluten 0

Er...ditch the bitch? And I don't mean the dog.

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ben_bulluss 0

Yea well thats kind of like how my sister turns me on rofl lmfao

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Gringo_fml 0

You should really turn around and say: "I would say the same for you but you just don't turn anyone on"

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jebby011 0

the term would be "anything"

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ben_bulluss 0

Thats what he said LOL what is a koog a its a gook backwards

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xtremelifter 0

dump him if he meant it

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TheAntiComment 0

noone else is gonna laugh at 24's incest joke? good because I thought it was dumb, please uninstall in the internet P.S. Your sister turns me on the same way

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aria02 0

no just let him have his little moment

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