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By  omgalice  |  5

Why would you let your dog near you while you were having sex?

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By  omgalice  |  5

Why would you let your dog near you while you were having sex?

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A chinchillas not a dog it's like a big hamster bunny thing

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  NeDaroft  |  5

why not ? ;) I mean it's the least we can do for stealing the doggystyle from them.

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Oh nvm I read it wrong

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  reapy  |  14

op said chihuaha not chinchilla. A chihuaha is, in fact, a breed of dog.

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  JackeeDawn  |  9

They are such small dogs. Too small to get on normal beds, therefore the people must have been on the floor. If they were on the floor then it's the dogs territory now. :p

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  cpt98  |  6

What does Anilingus mean?

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  BeachBoi_Alex  |  7

Seriously? You dont know what rimming is?? You must be slow in general.

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  natalia18oo  |  12

I was confused by this too!!

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  BeachBoi_Alex  |  7

Innocent = pathetic

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  starbucksguy  |  16

113 some people hold off on having sex until they meet "the one"...this doesn't make them pathetic in the slightest. Just because they showed a bit of restraint at not boinking the first girl they came across (pun intended) doesn't make them pathetic either...you, however, are pathetic for thinking that sex is the be-all and end-all to life. Though it is pretty damn good.

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  Mjfalcon  |  8

31, What's up fellow Oklahomie! *high five* Now something actually pertaining to the FML and 3's comment: I always knew there was something wrong with them... I will never look at chihuahua's the same way again. 3, even I cringed at that. They can keep their style now as far as I'm concerned.

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  Pyapi  |  20

Some people sleep in the same bed as their dogs. If the sex was spontaneous, the last thing that would cross your mind is to get the dog out xD

By  jessikamahone  |  6

#doggystyle (:

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  dogpfcorn  |  11

I'm pretty sure the phrase "hash tag" drives math majors, teachers, and well anyone else whose career is math gets mad that the number sign has become overly used in the wrong way

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  TheMathMajor  |  26

... Doesn't make me mad, it's not really a mathematical symbol, and it's a computer character, so it can be used for that sort of thing. Besides, ! is a math symbol but it has other uses, and # is also used in music, but you said nothing about musicians being angry that the sharp is being somehow changed into a hash tag.

By  EvilPotato  |  14

I have a solution, don't have sex when your dog is around?

By  darwinism  |  29

Next time you suggest sex and he says "just a minute, I'll let the dog in" or if he wants you to get a bigger dog, then you have a problem. Otherwise laught it off and thrust away.

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