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Today, while cleaning out a closet with my mother, I found a wish list from when I was five. On that list, I wished my parents would divorce. Not only did that seriously hurt my mom, but now she thinks I'm the devil because my wish came true. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37761) - you deserved it (8981)

On 05/21/2009 at 10:45pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

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"I said I'm sorry mama, I didn't mean to hurt you, I didn't mean to make you cry, but tonight I'm cleaning out my closet!" Sorry, couldn't resist, lol!

#3 - On 05/22/2009 at 7:06am by taz1

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Tell her to F**k off. That you just wanted her to be happy. And obviously being married didn't make her happy if she is now divorced.

Plus, who would blame a 5 year old for such a thing? Tell her you will pray for her. :-P

#1 - On 05/22/2009 at 7:05am by Jimboom

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