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Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name

By Emily - 17/09/2019 08:00

Today, I found out that my parents think my boyfriend is the devil. FML

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By howard1954 - 08/06/2015 15:08 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I found the courage to tell my parents about my boyfriend. They simply reacted by lecturing me about how much he'll ruin my life, and how much they don't like him. They haven't met him yet. FML

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The big man upstairs

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Today, I was informed by my parents that their relationship with God is more important than their relationship with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2017 22:00

Today, my parents met my boyfriend for the first time. They spent the entire meal trying to convince him to dump me, all while I was sitting right next to him. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2013 05:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me all about how his parents sat him down last night and had a 20 minute talk with him about how I'm the biggest mistake he'll ever make. FML

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Trust

By Anonymous - 31/03/2016 23:43 - United Kingdom - Broseley

Today, my boyfriend's parents decided that I was untrustworthy and that if they ever saw him with me he'd be heavily punished. They're travelling hundreds of miles just to make sure he stays in the house and doesn't talk to me. FML

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By koolkat9 - 22/12/2014 19:11 - United States - Albion

Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML

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By jerk_ex_boyfriend - 21/04/2013 13:33 - United States - Narberth

Today, I overheard my boyfriend talking to his mom about me. It sounded like they were planning something for me, like a marriage. They were planning how to break up with me. FML

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Wadlaen 23

Tuesday 17 September 2019 8:32

😮 Is this an idea they have from the way you summoned him..?

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 17 September 2019 14:05

He must be one horny dude. Hope he forks you real good. Does he greet them saying "HELL-o?"

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Wadlaen 23

Tuesday 17 September 2019 8:32

😮 Is this an idea they have from the way you summoned him..?

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 17 September 2019 14:05

He must be one horny dude. Hope he forks you real good. Does he greet them saying "HELL-o?"

LaraimeSullivan 4

Tuesday 17 September 2019 20:23

Hope they realize he is a man of wealth and taste

loliloveoniichan 14

Tuesday 17 September 2019 20:54

Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste.

BurnInDemonFire 33

Tuesday 17 September 2019 22:52

What do you expect when you're dating a guy called Lucifer?

acmariner99 25

Wednesday 18 September 2019 3:24

Oh, is his name Lucifer?

mrsstimmer 13

Wednesday 18 September 2019 9:29

Detective?

ftpallday666 16

Wednesday 18 September 2019 10:50

That is.... hilarious Time to distance yourself from your parents. A lot of us have to do it for our safety and happiness. Sounds like you might have to as well.

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