Today, I'm stuck in a hotel with my psychotic mom, all because she swore there were "demonic" noises coming from our oven. Yeah, our oven is totally possessed, you idiot. FML
by fuck my goddamn life / 02/15/2014 at 3:51pm / United States / Miscellaneous
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Maybe Salad Fingers is cooking fish again.
#1 - On 02/15/2014 at 8:16pm by Baustigt
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pretend to fall asleep and then act like you got possessed
#2 - On 02/15/2014 at 8:16pm by badgrandpa
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