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Today, I'm stuck in a hotel with my psychotic mom, all because she swore there were "demonic" noises coming from our oven. Yeah, our oven is totally possessed, you idiot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37678) - you deserved it (4317)

On 02/15/2014 at 3:51pm - misc - by fuck my goddamn life (man) - United States

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Maybe Salad Fingers is cooking fish again.

#1 - On 02/15/2014 at 8:16pm by Baustigt

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pretend to fall asleep and then act like you got possessed

#2 - On 02/15/2014 at 8:16pm by badgrandpa

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