Miscellaneous: Today, I'm stuck in a hotel with my psychotic mom, all because...

By fuck my goddamn life - 15/02/2014 20:51 - United States

Today, I'm stuck in a hotel with my psychotic mom, all because she swore there were "demonic" noises coming from our oven. Yeah, our oven is totally possessed, you idiot. FML

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By emancipate me - 15/05/2016 19:59 - United States - Knoxville

Today, my mom was in a really bad mood, so I stayed in my room to avoid her. It didn't take long before she barged in and started bitching about my dog, who'd pissed her off by acting too happy. Yes, she's actually that insane, and I have to deal with it on a daily basis. FML

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Chill out, Mom

By poor girl - 27/06/2020 05:03

Today, my mom came over for dinner. She lost her mind, screaming and yelling, because my oven melted the dollar store cooking dish that she insisted on using. Never mind the fact I’m going to have to pay a couple hundred, if not a thousand dollars for a new stove. Oh no, she’s out a whole buck. FML

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Thanks dad

By Anonymous - 19/09/2013 17:32 - Canada - Brantford

Today, I took my girlfriend home to meet my parents. My dad was having a bad day and was rude from the outset, but things went to total hell when he started screaming that he'd "kill" our microwave if it didn't "shut the hell up". My girlfriend now thinks we're a family of abusive psychos. FML

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Pyrotechnics

By Homeless for the holidays - 13/12/2020 22:58 - United States - Farmington

Today, after I told my roommate last week she needed to find a new place to live because I thought she was psychotic, she set my house on fire. FML

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By so scared - 08/02/2014 17:13 - Canada - Barrie

Today, my mother thought it would be funny to sneak into my room at night and scream like a demon, after I'd explained to her how scared I was of The Exorcist movie I had just seen. She claims it wasn't her. FML

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Possession

By Anonymous - 10/07/2023 18:00

Today, my mom wants me to get an exorcism because piercings, tattoos, my own car, my own career, moving out of her house, and wanting zero contact with her from now on are "sure signs of demonic possession", maybe even the influence of Lucifer himself. FML

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By Sodapop40 - 21/06/2020 05:05

Today, my mom admitted to me that, when I was a baby, my grandmother kidnapped me and took me to the priest to perform an exorcism, because she swore I was the "spawn of Satan." FML

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By fml - 20/05/2010 21:32 - Canada

Today, my dad screamed at me, called me a monster, told me he wanted me to move out, and that I better start looking for an apartment. Why? I slammed the microwave door. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2015 04:39 - United States - Madison

Today, my pyromaniac sister somehow got her hands on my dad's lighter and set my bed sheets on fire. My dad said I must have provoked her, and that she can't be blamed for her mental condition. So now I'm grounded, and she has a new doll house to calm her down. FML

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Fire hazard

By ThankfullyNotKickedOut - 26/08/2016 18:17 - United States - Coldwater

Today, I was trying to cook a pizza for lunch at my in-laws. I preheated the oven and took my dog out to go potty. I come back in to find the house filled with smoke, the detector going off, and a fire in the oven. Apparently, my mother-in-law left a tray of glass candle holders in it. FML

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badgrandpa 9

Sunday 16 February 2014 2:16

pretend to fall asleep and then act like you got possessed

eternal_malaise 10

Sunday 16 February 2014 2:25

Give her a list of your favorite baked foods that are known to repel demons.

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lvg_fml 10

Sunday 16 February 2014 7:24

She needs to see a psychiatrist

cryssycakesx3 22

Sunday 16 February 2014 7:26

like you said, too much is missing, especially to make that big of a leap.

1947Chevy 17

Sunday 16 February 2014 7:32

Hey don't think for a moment those ovens are innocent. Those things are evil

jh921971 10

Sunday 16 February 2014 7:50

It was the Janitor. And he would have got away with it if it wasn't for you kids!

fivetimeslonger 24

Sunday 16 February 2014 8:46

Hey, demonic appliances are real, man. My fridge had to be exorcised.

Space_Teddy 29

Sunday 16 February 2014 10:09

if tuis happens a lot you should take her to a psychiatrist

badluckalex 23

Sunday 16 February 2014 11:03

I am terrified of any paranormal activity **** that

pdp_fml 21

Sunday 16 February 2014 11:25

Everyone seems to think that "mom" has problems. My answer is going to get a thumbs down, but imagine that the movie known as "The Exorcist" has a basis in fact, which is why the Catholic Church has a whole division of priests that are trained in exorcism. Many Protestant denominations also have pastors that perform exorcisms.

Epikouros 31

Sunday 16 February 2014 11:45

If OP's a minor, "taking your mom to see a psychiatrist" may not work. But Child Protection Services or whatever it's called will have the power to force her to seek treatment. Just my 2 cents, not claiming OP won't have thought of treatment options. FML is a place to vent, even about people you care about.