Anonymous
Colorado Springs, United States
Today, I shut one of my breasts in my car door. FML
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catherineratley
Carmi, United States
Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML
MerryDeathmas
Lloydminster, Canada
Roadworthy
Today, after an argument with my girlfriend, I tried to be dramatic by slamming my car door shut as hard as I could. Something broke and now it won't open. Now I have to climb through the passenger's side just to drive my car to work. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I accidentally slammed a door on my own arm flab. FML
Ouch
United States
Today, as I was closing my car door, I realized I had left the keys in the ignition. Not wanting to lock myself out, I reached to stop the door from closing. Not only did I scream when the door slammed on my hand, but in my furious pain, I leaned on the door, locking my keys inside. FML
Anonymous
New Zealand
Today, I found out how it feels to have a car door slammed shut on my hand, breaking two of my fingers. Hint: it's fucking painful. FML
MikeNick
United States
Today, I somehow managed to slam my trumpet case closed on my nipple. FML
seththing
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
Smile
France
Today, after numerous attempts, my car door still wouldn't unlock. After going ballistic on the lock, the key broke off inside. I then realized it wasn't my car. FML
slapstick1982
Port Washington, United States
I'm so tired
Today, after double-checking to make sure the garage door was completely open, I backed my car into it. FML
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karlcolt45 19
that's like when dudes sit on their balls. there are no winnings...except for the inanimate objects I suppose
XCrazyMofo2010X 17
Are they that big?
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karlcolt45 19
that's like when dudes sit on their balls. there are no winnings...except for the inanimate objects I suppose
Kamon97 23
Or zip up their fly and it snags their pubes or worse...
XxDevilxXGt 26
I think I felt this FML in my balls.
codyswearingen 3
Maybe you should shave
bubblyhayley 16
is any anyone else as confused by #57 as I am?!?
HKCgrimmjow 15
57 almost confuses me as much as how somebody could snag a tit in a door... That takes some mad skills in my opinion
applebramble 22
******* ouch!!
negb 30
It's pretty easy for guys to sit on their balls. I don't think it's that easy to close your car door on your boob. I have a feeling OP might wanna look into a breast reduction... Hope you didn't close it too hard.
dingleberrysteve 6
actually, i dont sitting on your.balls is common in people under 70
challan 19
if your balls are full, is it more common to sit on them? I would imagine freshly emptied balls easier to carry around. hmmm... I may have ball envy. As for Op... I hope she wasn't lactating. I see an erupted milk jug in my visual.
jseid2 10
Balls kind of stay the same size unlike boobs...
Das_is_gud 11
The "empty" balls visual amuses me
ArianaLuvU 14
I love you for this!
Kain713 14
Actually "empty" balls tend to hang lower /more freely
incoherentrmblr 21
^ This is true...
flij 6
Or when dude slam the car door on their balls...
coried91 28
At least now you don't need a mamogram. Your door took care of that for you.
crazytwinsmom 25
Mammograms compress and then capture an image of the compressed tissue so the dr can look for issues. The compression does nothing else, it doesn't fix anything.
coried91 28
I never said it fixes anything. I was just going after her boob being squished.
junkman6 22
Don't worry #2 smart assery is a fine art lost on the FML crowd.
lottiepop 2
Just me that found it entertaining or am I the only one left with a sense of humour?
ChristianH39 30
You must really just be the only one left with a sense of humor. We could tell by how funny your comment was.
Zelphoric 25
Ouch. Guess you'll make sure to be more careful in the future eh? Sounds painful
MrsDruidess 23
it sounds like OP is a total idiot or they are "new" (as in fake for you all too serious readers out there) mine are DD's and I can not imagine shuting one in a car door. . . so size can't be the issue, of they were smaller I see even less possibilities. Really that just leaves stupidity, plus unless its just the nipple, how in the world did the door close all the way??
lottiepop 2
Have to agree I'm an E cup and its never happened to me.
mylifeforhire 10
I don't even see how that is possible?
coried91 28
Hey boobs get in the way of a lot of things. Golfing, running, push ups, apparently doors, and much more. They can be a burden.
eyepuppy 31
I'm curious to know how it's possible as well.
gracehi 31
OP must have absolutely humungous boobs for this to happen.
R3TROxLOV3 32
I'm questioning how this happened as well. My chest is giant and i've never done anything even near this. She would have had to have been leaning forward into the space between the frame and the door for this to happen.
TrinityisLife 22
Big boobs and weak bra = slingy blobs on your chest with minds of their own. I can see myself doing this, so I've little doubt OP did it.
crazytwinsmom 25
Mine aren't huge but I'm klutzy enough for this to happen.
laurenasabutton 26
My mum managed to shut her boob in the cupboard door. It was hilarious, and we still aren't sure how she managed it.
CobraLazerFace 21
I'm pretty sure at least 1 weirdo has rubbed one out to this comment thread.
Shrouds 14
^^so?
happyforever 15
I'm... gonna guess that "1 weirdo" is you?
XCrazyMofo2010X 17
Are they that big?
FMLJFL 5
Either that or really saggy :/
jdizz16 16
Do your Boobs hang low, do they snag in the car door.....
froggyjade 16
They're actually more likely to catch on something if you're wearing a well fitted bra, if you're big they stick out a mile! I know....
Smoxxii 17
Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder? Do they drag upon the floor? Do your boobs hang low?
HowieDoIt 21
Rarely does this site make me cringe. Congratulations, you have my respect and my sympathy.
crazychick2016 1
Same here. I've never cringed at this site. That must've been painful!
loganHchrist 9
How's that even possible? (I'm a guy)
ksks1234 33
I am a girl and am not sure how it is possible.
Cagara_fml 10
next time wear a bra
coried91 28
Bras aren't made of steel. They don't offer much protection when it comes to things like getting it stuck in a car door. It wouldn't prevent it either depending on how big they are.
gracehi 31
I think he's saying that if she wore a bra, they wouldn't be swinging free.
coried91 28
OP never said they were swinging free. You could be leaning to get something off the top of you car and accidently close the door on them if they're in the right spot. Bra or no bra.
gracehi 31
If your comment was directed at me, 34, I agree. I just think that's what 11 was trying to say.
challan 19
Swing low... sweet car-door... all I wanted was a ride home.
SpicyGazpacho 5
How the heck could that even happen?
worldclassrager 39
Ouch...that must have been painful...get well soon OP...
swick25 22
ok I do not know how my comment got put into this dudes. it was for someone one who said pic or it didn't happen. now that comment is gone. so before everyone thumbs me down again my comment was not intended for this comment.
swick25 22
ok I do not know how my comment got put into this dudes. it was for someone one who said pic or it didn't happen. now that comment is gone. so before everyone thumbs me down again my comment was not intended for #13's comment