Today, my first date in years cancelled on me because she has to "wash the horse's hair." The date was arranged for 9:30pm. FML
I agree, your life sucks (40611) - you deserved it (3317)
On 08/28/2013 at 9:25am - misc - by AtLeastHaveADecientExcuse -
Kingofbosses's life also sucksToday, I moved into my university dorm a week before classes start. Everyone kept giving…
JustSomeGuy also deserved itToday, while taking my boyfriend's virginity, he started moaning, "Oh God! Oh God! Oh…
did you arrange a date with Sarah Jessica Parker?
#2 - On 08/28/2013 at 1:22pm by The_9th_Doctor
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+255 | 18
What is she: a centaur?
#1 - On 08/28/2013 at 1:20pm by Welshite
+189 | 37
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