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Today, while working out in the gym, I spotted a very attractive girl. I decided to pick up the heaviest dumbbell to show off how much I could curl. She ended up driving me to the hospital because I burst into tears after tearing up my bicep and deltoid. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23275) - you deserved it (60709)

On 08/11/2013 at 12:24am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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There are other ways to impress a girl than picking up some heavy weights, which you can't.

#2 - On 08/11/2013 at 6:05am by DeidaraAkatsuki

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At least you got a chance to spend time with her, even though you made a fool out of yourself!

#3 - On 08/11/2013 at 6:05am by lenamartinovic

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