Do you even lift, bro?

By Anonymous - 11/08/2013 04:24 - United States

Today, while working out in the gym, I spotted a very attractive girl. I decided to pick up the heaviest dumbbell to show off how much I could curl. She ended up driving me to the hospital because I burst into tears after tearing up my bicep and deltoid. FML
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DeidaraAkatsuki 17

There are other ways to impress a girl than picking up some heavy weights, which you can't.

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lenamartinovic 13

At least you got a chance to spend time with her, even though you made a fool out of yourself!

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phoneYuNOlisten 16

You are ******* stupid OP. You deserved it.

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an3ph 20

Wait for it… STILL a better love story than Twilight.

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DolfyuttSrednaz 2

The question, "Do you even lift, bro?" has finally been answered.

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JCal585 8

Nobody is impressed by curls. Real men squat.

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ViviMage 38

Then this FML would be about flatuence or ripped shorts!!

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stewpididiot 11

Hmmm... Turns out YOU'RE the heaviest dumbbell in the gym. Who knew ?

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Xotoolyxo 16

Maybe after she drives you to the hospital she'll stay to see if you're okay and you can ask her out

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