Do you even lift, bro?

By Anonymous - 11/08/2013 04:24 - United States

Today, while working out in the gym, I spotted a very attractive girl. I decided to pick up the heaviest dumbbell to show off how much I could curl. She ended up driving me to the hospital because I burst into tears after tearing up my bicep and deltoid. FML
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DeidaraAkatsuki 17

There are other ways to impress a girl than picking up some heavy weights, which you can't.

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lenamartinovic 13

At least you got a chance to spend time with her, even though you made a fool out of yourself!

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qwertkinz 12

Hopefully, for your sake, she was flattered and maybe it'll make a cute " how I met your mother" story someday!

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hobo_billie 1

"And that, kids, was how I met your mother"

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jbones24 22

Let it be known that any FML with the words "impress" or "show off" will automatically recieve a YDI rating

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SamanthaNGoree 10

It's much more attractive to see a man lift a reasonable sized weight, effectively than to see him struggle to lift a heavier one.

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adorable6 14

sorry to have to say this but u had it coming

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incoherentrmblr 21

So this is How I Met Your Mother...

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