Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML
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Today, I stumbled across my boyfriend's tumblr page. I've known him for years and never knew he had one. Being curious, I decided to give it a look, only to be ambushed by a wall of furry porn. FML
Today, I let my 9-year-old daughter use my tablet while I made her dinner. A few minutes later, she let out a blood-curdling scream. Turned out she'd searched for My Little Pony pictures and stumbled upon a drawing of Rainbow Dash giving another pony a blowjob. FML
Today, I learned that my son goes on online chat rooms and has sexual fantasy role-play. To make matters worse, the characters he uses are from My Little Pony. FML
Today, I was browsing the web on my boyfriend's laptop, when I idly clicked a bookmark. It turned out to be his private blog, where he most recently spoke in very creepy detail about his efforts to make me love him, remarking that, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in her breeding hips." FML
Today, less than a week after ranting to my husband about how sick some people are to sexualize characters from kids' TV shows, I looked through his browser history and found out he's very much into Powerpuff Girls porn. FML
Today, I found a link to a porn website on my boyfriend's computer. A bit jealous, I asked why it was there. He told me that he thought thinking of me might get boring. FML
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Today, I walked into the living room, only to find my brother wanking to an episode of My Little Pony. FML
Today, my husband forgot to log out of his laptop. Out of curiosity, I checked what was on the screen. It turns out he has his own blog where he shares all the intimate details about our sex life. FML
Today, I foolishly told my husband that I know he's been holding back sexually, and that I was willing to indulge any sexual fantasies he may have. Now it seems that tonight, I'll be responding to the name "Fluttershy". FML
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xlord 27
Sure....out of curiosity. Not trying to invade his privacy or anything. However, the my little pony **** is a little disturbing.
Bano360 25
My little porny.
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xlord 27
Sure....out of curiosity. Not trying to invade his privacy or anything. However, the my little pony **** is a little disturbing.
lolaroxie 12
Nooooo actually it's a sign of good mental health
Enslaved 36
Maybe he was just horsing around on his computer.
DK_91 9
why care?
dakatabg 31
Well he likes it so
CallMeMcFeelii 13
Why care? This is a presumably an 18+ male who wanks it to cartoon ponies. Would you want to be dating someone like that?
Pwn17 25
Seriously, that's almost as bad as the Sonic fanfics. Almost.
chabelo 10
at least now she knows what toy he would like to get for Christmas since santa is not coming home anymore.. Rudolph is afraid of him
Ki11erC 18
Not dismissing the fact its considerably odd, but why assume 18+? Teenagers don't care about age policies. Even to prove I'm over 18 on steam they still simply have a birthdate input, anyone can fake that unless they can't count.
d4m4s74 12
111, Maybe she could get the infamous Lyra plush from eBay. Though I think that one even disgusts ponyfuckers.
feelingold 18
OP's username MAKES this FML.
finnrambo 13
pony up kids, we're in for a rough ride
gear4 29
that's a good thing actually, it means he has good mental health and is attracted by the personality of someone/something, and not the looks
inSayne 7
@89, I'd say its a little worse, on the basis that at least sonic characters are designed to be somewhat humanoid, and the women wear clothes and have breasts. Where as for the ponies, thats straight-up horse wanking. Both are a tad weird though, in my personal opinion, but to each his own.
Likian5 26
I'm a brony, and I approve this message.
chabelo 10
131 im lmfao at the lyra plush i just googled it and thats exactly what Op needs for her little boyfriend
xghostvirusx 4
I have to give you props on that one xD
sonywebbie 6
I am a brony and I approve of this post
BlackBlazeCobra 16
Ah, Bronies...
Enslaved 36
Okay that's called a Brony. Not sure what I am? I remember in grade school seeing a classmate's drawing of Smurfette getting gang banged by all the smurfs while Gargarmel looked on. Now every time I hear "I'm blue DA BA DE DA BA DI" I get that weird special feeling. :P Can't even drink Hypnotic Liquor. ):
GeniusInABottle 8
I think 48 is trying to communicate...
bluehero 17
Can someone explain to me what #48 is trying to say?
pokemonchick14 12
61- I believe he is aroused by the Smurfs. Interesting, but hey, everyone's got their thing.
Mossears133 15
Hey now, don't pin this on the main herd! Cloppers freak the majority of us out just like y'all (that minority is the cloppers themselves O.o).
CallMeMcFeelii 13
Your comment was way better than the fml itself, 48. Lol. You also got that song stuck in my head..
cblock94 7
Not all bronies are like this. This is the first time I've heard of an actual clopper.
perdix 29
#48, I'm guessing this gave you a different understanding of the concept of "blue balls?"
Inediblepeaches 15
Okay, thats kind of annoying. I'm a brony and I find **** of the characters disgusting. OP's boyfriend is a CLOPPER. Not a brony and NOT to be thought of as the whole fan base of MLP. Cloppers are a small percent of the fandom, but sadly, the most documented. In ANY fandom, there will be ****. Ever heard of rule 34? Yeah, it applies for everything. Hell, I've seen YahooxGoogle sexualized. The Internet is weird, and until you can accept that, don't judge people.
perdix 29
#87, I took the liberty of creeping your profile. You're a chick! You can't be a Brony, you're a Pegasister!
Wimoweh 10
Quite clever Perdix.
Echoa21 18
"Brony" is considered a unisex term
BlackBlazeCobra 16
87- overreaction much? I actually MLP too. I could classify myself as a Brony/Pegasister too, and honestly if I meant ALL Bronies, I would have said "ALL Bronies/every Brony is like that" but I know very well they are not. Just sayin.
hinamori_amu 4
Cloppers, their actually the minority of the fandom
perdix 29
#165, do you have data to back that up? Is there a Brony census that assesses the prevalence of Clopperdom? Also, maybe you assholes should learn the difference between "their," "they're" and "there," instead of wasting time watching little girls' cartoons.
slooby_fml 25
121: agreed.
Likian5 26
I used to respect you, perdix. Now I have no reason to. You're a judgemental asshole who's obviously intolerant of anything that's not considered "the norm." I'm surprised anyone thumbed that last comment of yours up, you prick.
strawberrywine22 30
179-I'm a Brony and I still like and respect Perdix...also, I am female and consider myself a Brony. Pegasister sounds like a hippie name.
rawr_ily96 24
Coming from a female brony, cloppers (people who watch pony **** and claim to be bronies) are looked down on by true bronies. Most of us refuse to associate with them. Some who do associate with them are also looked down on.
Bloodangel456 12
Look the whole basis of the bronies is that we tolerate everyone! Including cloppers. Have you ever heard the phrase "I'm gonna love and tolerate the shit out of you"? And every fandom has its shady corners I mean, there is some stuff that has made me curl into a ball and cry but that doesn't change my opinions! So try not to be like that ok:P
zannah 9
Be his little pony:3
jkmartinjk 16
Judging by OP's username, it doesn't look like she's going to be down with that...
Nekogami 14
More like pet his little pony. Lol
seriouslypony 9
Or OP could get him that Lyra plushie...
Bano360 25
My little porny.
Bano360 25
Also has he not heard of incognito mode?
lilhellian 26
I decided to google that, because why not. It turned up a tumblr with that name. Dedicated to MLP ****.
Zomg_Okay 26
10 - They were bookmarked, not in history.
Bano360 25
That makes it even worse, amateur move.
Zomg_Okay 26
147 - Not really. Nothing wrong with bookmarking your favourite **** videos or whatever else. It is his own laptop after all and what he does on it is nobody else's business.
izzie321 27
50 Shades of Pinkie Pie.
luhar 7
RUN.
Welshite 39
Where?
timelessone 16
To my house ;)
AboveAll04 14
I'm here and waiting ;)
onorexveritas 23
oh baby
haw008 14
GALLOP seems more appropriate.
rttr 18
That's pretty... Kinky? Also, if you want to be able to look at your BF again without feeling awkward, buy brain bleach and never look at his history again.
MichellinMan 20
Not sure why so many thumbs down, but whatever.
Brool_Story_Co 17
If you value your relationship, never check your boyfriends browser history or bookmarks.
Metallica36176 16
Exactly. I find it so disrespectful that she went through that. A girl/boyfriend that says you shouldnt hide anything is just nosey. We all need privacy. What I think pisses me off more is the fact that on an FML where OP makes a simple mistake that we're all guilty of its like 4000YDI and 100FYL but on this one where I see that she's clearly wrong and there are more FYL votes. Though some people find what she found ****** up, we're all also guilty of looking at ****** up things whether it be for 5 minutes or 5 years. :-/
Ray_of_midnight 22
He's a clopper!
harrypotter955 19
He must be quite an interesting person..
rick1 8
Dreaming of *********** i see xD