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Today, I met my mother's deeply religious fiancé for the first time. His response upon seeing me was to look me square in the eye and say, "You'll need to take out that nose stud or I'm afraid you'll not be welcome in our home." FML

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On 02/19/2013 at 2:55am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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Hopefully your mother will stand up for you.

#2 - On 02/19/2013 at 10:07am by skittlestrailmix

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I don't see what your nose stud has to do with religion, this guy sounds like a bit of an ass!

#3 - On 02/19/2013 at 10:08am by carry_on

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