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Today, I met my mother's deeply religious fiancé for the first time. His response upon seeing me was to look me square in the eye and say, "You'll need to take out that nose stud or I'm afraid you'll not be welcome in our home." FML
Today, I met my mother's deeply religious fiancé for the first time. His response upon seeing me was to look me square in the eye and say, "You'll need to take out that nose stud or I'm afraid you'll not be welcome in our home." FML
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Today, I flew home to visit my parents. We haven't seen each other in two years, I've gotten a few tattoos done since, and I knew they wouldn't approve, so I bought whole new outfits that covered everything and looked professional. When I got there, the first thing my mom says to me is, "Is that a nose ring!?" FML
Today, while having dinner with my girlfriend's very religious parents, her mother called me a heathen and said she'd convert me one day. She wasn't kidding. FML
Today, I mustered up the courage to visit my estranged mega fundamentalist father to hopefully mend our relationship. The first thing he did was insult me for not having a beard, and call my wife and daughters whores because they weren't wearing long skirts or dresses. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and started crying at my after-wedding party, after promising she'd behave herself. She thinks my husband is an awful person who'll drag me into a life of sin, all because he has a tattoo and an ear piercing. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's mom for the first time. I introduced myself and went to shake her hand. She looked me up and down and said, "I don't shake hands with whores." FML
Today, my stepfather-to-be yelled at me, insisting I take my nose piercing out, because it will "ruin the wedding photos" since I'm a bridesmaid. It's a tiny diamante stud, no bigger than a small pinhead. He then went on a rant about how I need to respect his authority in the family. I'm 25. FML
Today, my fiancé's mother gave me a beautiful cross necklace to wear for my wedding. I'm Jewish. FML
Today, my mother, her fiancé, and I were having dinner together. My mother was joking that she wasn't sure she could hold him down, as he used to "get around." She turned to talk to the waiter and my future step-father looked me up and down and winked. FML
Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. I also found out from her husband that she has her nipples and nether regions pierced. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His mom stared at me throughout dinner before finally blurting out, "I'm sorry, I can't get past the fact that you look just like his ex!" It turns out I do. FML
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skittlestrailmix 14
Hopefully your mother will stand up for you.
carry_on 19
I don't see what your nose stud has to do with religion, this guy sounds like a bit of an ass!
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Comments (249)
sweetbabysweet93 10
What a jerk
crazytwinsmom 25
He's just being nosey.
imagineapc 11
Ahhhh I see what you did there.
dohdohdoh 13
You need to take out your fanaticism or your not welcome in OUR home. Freak.
BRLHP 24
Some people can pull of nose rings, others just look moronic.
zepher93 7
OP's step-father-to-be casts religious people in a very bad light. I myself am religious, and I adore piercings and plan on getting more than the ones I have. I also like tattoos. One should absolutely never judge, or snub someone because they made a decision you don't necessarily agree with. A truly religious person would already know that. On a side note, nose piercings are cute and fun OP, be proud (:
vehementbitch 4
Take it out and stab him with it! Too much?
QWERTYrage 3
You could respond "you'll need to take that stick out of your ass if you would like to be welcome in our home"
tjv3 10
Was it his house? If it was then there isn't much you could do. If it is your mom's house then that is a different story.
7yzz 18
Damn OP your mum is engaged to a freak. I'm in your state so give me a buzz if you want me to go intimidate him =P
megmichelle45 3
you need to have a talk with your mom. if he can't show a decent amount of respect for you...man that sucks. I know he's special to her, but your kids should come first.
megmichelle45 3
you need to have a talk with your mom. if he can't show a decent amount of respect for you...man that sucks. I know he's special to her, but your kids should come first.
CloudStrife97 9
The bitching I would give that guy, god I wish I was in your position OP.
skittlestrailmix 14
Hopefully your mother will stand up for you.
shan88 14
You would hope so but a lot of mothers (not all) aren't supportive of their children when it comes to their new partner. Sad but true.
PincessBoff 6
"You know it's sad but truuuuue."
zombieslayer83 19
Almost like she's a scape goat.
damn_homie 2
**** him up
Ashekitty 6
22- you've got that right, my mother has put my stepfather above me for quite some time. Even to go as far as kicking me out simply because he doesn't want me there.
coversquirrel 8
I don't think they are close enough considering they are engaged and her daughter just recently met him for the first time (even though she should sty by her daughter regardless)
isthislogintaken 7
Divorced parents, strangely my dad would leave someone if I made the slightest complaint, yet years of me and others telling my mom she's with an abusive psychopath and it's like talking to a brick wall. Maybe she's just insecure and afraid to die alone, but I hope if one day I adopt/have a child i'll remember to put my child's happiness ahead of my own.
Oshiegirl92212 4
My bitch of a step mom did the same thing it was crap
chosha_fml 26
That's awful. Some people really don't get what family means.
carry_on 19
I don't see what your nose stud has to do with religion, this guy sounds like a bit of an ass!
skittlestrailmix 14
Generally religious people are very conservative and conservative people are often strongly against body modifications... It seems pointless to me though.
AussieChild 22
12- I think you're just stereotyping. My family are Christians, and both my brother and sister have a piercing and tattoo. So do quite a lot of people we know. I don't think religion has anything to do with it.
Cassandrax731 5
The Bible says no piercings. So if he's Christian, that's why. But still, that's ridiculous! That's way too conservative.
ScotsLassie 6
This is either OPs mums second marriage or she had OP out of wedlock but he has an issue with a piercing. Not being religious i don't have an issue with either of these situations but his stance Seems a bit stupid to me.
skittlestrailmix 14
20- I'm not stereotyping all religious people as being conservative, I'm just saying that some highly religious people are. It makes sense because often times religious teachings pose limitations on people's appearances. For example, some divisions of the Jewish religion and the Mormon religion require females to wear modest clothing. Also, regardless of a persons religion, most conservative people are against any form of body modifications, because well, getting body modifications is just not the conservative thing to do.
perdix 29
#3, in some religions, piercing and tattooing are considered mutilation of one's own body and are explicitly forbidden. So, yes, it can have a lot to do with religion.
Corrupt_waffles 13
I would have said, "You need to take that stick out of your ass or you're not welcome in my breathing space." I hate it when others feel like just because they believe in something that everyone else has to obey their every little whim.
MissMae93 23
20 - I think you're taking it too personally. Note that "generally" was used. I think it was a fair statement.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22
Even if it did, it's HIS religion, not hers. And she is not his daughter either. FYL OP, looks like you're heading for a world of conflicts with that pompous ass. I hope your mother will stand by you.
Gnu_fml 9
I think HE's stereotyping! OP is just telling the story, referring to what HE said. Being a Christian he should know God loves us all. Maybe he needs a reminder of Jesus and Mary Magdalene... It is what you do that defines you as a person, not what you look like, something your family so wisely seems to acknowledge :)
desoto96 9
24 Yes the Bible does say in Lev. 19:28 not pierce or tattoo yourself for the dead, but it does not apply. It was civil law placed by God for that time and place. Not moral law like the 10 commandments. But I don't want to start an argument on here so if you think otherwise go ahead and message me.
desoto96 9
50 Really? I've never read that before, but that's interesting. I don't believe there's anything sinful with tattoos and piercing anyways though. My family is Christian and my father is fully sleeved and has both ears done. My mother even has a few. So there you go lol
ballbearing 10
When I was a child, my mother married one of these religious nuts. I am not calling all Christians religious nuts but they do exist. They believe you cannot modify body in any way as your body is Gods temple... and that everyone must also follow these standards. It is their God given responsibility to "save" and impose beliefs on others. My step father removed my earrings when he moved in. I was six years old and destined to burn in hell because I had pretty diamonds in my ears.
poemqueen 15
24, 50 the Bible says that you should be modest in appearance, it doesn't forbid getting nose or ear piercings. As for the tattoos the Bible does forbid that, because the ink is a poison to your body, and it would be considered a defilement of the flesh. Honestly, if the religion he belongs to forbids piercings, it might, probably, also forbid living together before marriage so you might wanna bring that up OP.
DanielleinDC 33
About ten years ago I worked in an office with observant Jews (I'm an agnostic Jew--I have the ethnic aspect but not the religion). Piercing the earlobes and the nose is okay, while other piercings and tats are forbidden. Maybe the stepfather-to-be is just a douche. And hopefully OP's mom backed her up.
desoto96 9
104 I'm going to have respectfully disagree as far tattoos go. The verse I stated earlier is the only verse in the bible that speaks on tattoos. And the account in 1Cor. 6:4 talking about your body being a temple refers to sexual immorality. But hey I could be wrong, I'm no theologian.
lambda_fml 40
@#3 and bit of a hole!
bfsd42 20
I'm not sure where you people are all getting the idea that op's stepfather to be is Christian.
1awliet 8
I come from an extremely religious family and they're all fine with piercings. In fact, almost all the girls have their noses pierced.
MuseFan1991 14
141-good point. OP never actually mentioned what denomination the guy was. either way, he sounds like a massive tool. if piercings offend him he should gently inform OP of it, and respectfully request he/she remove them. having a stepdad who moved in and instantly started grounding me left right and center, the fact he said 'our home' really grates on me
7yzz 18
Who cares even if it DID have something to do with his religion, he has no effing right to impose it on her ANYWAY!
ambitiousnygrl 17
Where? Cite please!
patrickalamo 47
Ask him to point out in the bible where it says no nose rings.
MikeFoxtrot01594 11
Did this just turn into /r/atheism?
Shade1982 20
Actually, catholic church doesn't allow you to do anything to your own body in regards of piercings and tattoos etc...
Kingbreezy04 10
Get out of there house Satan.
HowieDoIt 21
House Satan? As opposed to sky Satan, or surfing Satan?
iGottaFindBubbah 12
Get out of their house, Satan or Get out of there, House Satan! I like the second one better.
Kingbreezy04 10
What about that did you not understand? Maybe my attempt at humor failed. That's fine, but I didn't call her "House Satan." What the **** is House Satan? Satan has a house now? Did he get evicted from Hell?
stolencookie 17
Your improper use of "there" and lack of comma implied that you were calling her "house satan." How can you not have picked that up from the previous comments yet? 43 even wrote it out for you.
j_cat187 19
We all know biker Asian is the most dangerous. Rofl *satan
doctorhook86 24
63: The way you spelled "there" makes the House Satan bit the only correct way to interpret your comment. You also could've avoided this by using a comma. The point is that you suck at grammar and spelling, and nobody knew what the **** you were talking about because of that. Literacy, brah.
Kingbreezy04 10
There, their. Yeah I guess I had that one coming.
ManInTheMachine 19
You more than had it coming, you opened the ******* door, invited it in, got on your knees, and begged for it to happen.
Gnu_fml 9
Errarre human est, I think you are hilarious! Especially your question about satan being evicted from hell :D
Kingbreezy04 10
Thank you, but I did have that shit coming. Guy in the gorilla suit who's name I just forgot so I'll call you Gorilla Suit, I deserved that ass thrashing you gave me.
Kingbreezy04 10
#72- Sorry Sam Jackson, not everyone can so eloquently cuss someone out like you and not butcher the English language. Maybe I should have left the basement, got of my computer, and ask my mother to proof read it.
Kingbreezy04 10
*Off my computer. Damn, I did it again.
caitlinrawrr 9
Was I the only one that started laughing at 63's comment? Not in a mean way, but I thought it was hilarious.
xZoeAmethystx 12
I originally read this as' house Satan' and I died of laugher. I thought maybe this was to be a new trend. But alas! No, it was just the misuse of 'there'.
Dojan 16
145 - yeah same here. My stomach is cramping up from laughter. "Satan has a house now? Did he get evicted from hell?" Hahaha! Genius!
BubbleGrunge 18
Oh **** him and his religious bullshit. Tell him he can accept you for who you are or you can make his life a living hell. ******* religion is good for nothing but hate!
zombieslayer83 19
just going to say WOW!
HowieDoIt 21
Sounds like you don't need religion to be hateful.
AussieChild 22
5- comments like yours are good for nothing but hate! Don't judge all people who have faiths and religions, because of one or two looney idiots. It'd be like me judging the whole human race because of your insulting comments.
BubbleGrunge 18
I've been hurt by "religion" so many times that this seems to be a automatic response to anybody using their religion as a tool for dictating someone else's life. If you want to live for your god, live for him as a spiritual individual, not following a man made religion. Jesus would be appalled at the hate people exhibit in his name. Also, 29, I live in the Bible Belt of the United States; trust me it's not just one or two loonies, it's the majority here!
destryyy 10
Not all religious people are like that. And you're spewing a lot of hate yourself.
jipster 11
That's unfair of that bastard.
shorty6823 28
I have nothing against religion or anything, but I hate when people try to change others because they somehow bother their religion.
perdix 29
#7, yes, you do have something against some religions, but rightly so. Some religions instruct their followers to make others become followers, too. They are told to impose their will on others. You should and probably do have something against that aspect of those religions.
shorty6823 28
It's more so the people than the religion. I'm Lutheran, and I'm supposed to get people to see the light of God and whatever, but I personally don't try to convert people because I respect their beliefs.
etchsanity1 11
So shorty do you actually believe in the light of God? I ask because if you truly believe in your faith which excludes the faith of others then by not helping them see the light aren't you in fact damning them to hell? ;) I like that you don't pressure or harass people I just wanted to point out that perdix is correct many religions call on their followers to spread the faith and if people of those religions don't spread the word they either hate their fellow man enough yet would rather that person winds up in hell or whatever equivalent then heaven ... Or they don't really believe in that religion. So now that the beehive is all poked and stirred up lets take the original statement yes that person has an issue with some religions not people... In fact I take issue with the people who don't ever try to share their faith even once if its the one way and I'm wrong why wouldn't you tell me?
etchsanity1 11
That came out more confrontational than it is intended lol
shorty6823 28
Lol, that's okay. But with what you said about damning to hell, I will admit I am bad by my religious standards on getting people to see the light. I just don't like people telling me what I should/shouldn't believe, so I don't force others into it. But if someone was an atheist looking to find God or something, I would gladly talk about religion to them.
bfsd42 20
The thing with religion is that there is no right or wrong religion for all people. Religion is about doing what you believe to be the right thing. My religion has only one follower. Me. I am not Christian or Muslim or Hindu but I do what I believe makes me a good person. Yet, my religion is just as viable as any other. So, in my opinion, it IS wrong to push your beliefs on others. Other religions are NOT wrong. Just different from yours. A truly good "god" would know this.
shorty6823 28
To me, religion all boils down to the same basic thing. One God figure that you should worship. Its just the way people worship thats really different.
SarahBearah1995 11
People can thumb me down all they want, but I am proud to believe in God and be a follower of Jesus Christ. That being said, I absolutely disagree with the institution of religion. I am not religious. Man has gotten too involved in what realistically should be a relationship and made it something political and ceremonial. There is a time and a place to share your personal beliefs, and sadly, more often than not, religion does not respect those boundaries. I will gladly talk about my Jewish ethnicity and my belief in Jesus Christ with people, but only when they want it. And if they don't agree, I drop it. A lot of people don't know when to stop. Pushing people is not ok. OP's mom's man is one of those people who just needs to know when to stop.
nature_girl_08 14
165, i sincerely wish there were more people like you in the world, because it would be a much better place if there were!
Lauaries8 16
144 - You have just said what I've always tried to say. Bravo. I love you. That's what religion is, at least to me - How I matter, define my moral compass and how I can change the world. By not pushing what I believe on others or changing their thoughts and opinions.
shorty6823 28
and for non religious people, the bible can still teach good morals. don't steal, don't be an asshole, etc.
Likian5 26
"Well that seems to be up to my mother, now doesn't it?" you should say.
Fierce_Cat_ 15
If I were OP, I would reply: "Well, I was here first, so excuse me, but "our home"? Since when did you get the permit of the house?"
defferwa 9
Same thing happened to a friend of mine, kinda. His Mom got remarried, new husband hated the kid and kicked him out, two years years later he was put in Juvi Anyways, good luck, OP :)
_krystallynn_ 11
well. that probably reassured ops confidence.
doctorhook86 24
9: That's child abuse. If buddy doesn't like his stepchild, he should move the **** along to somebody else; likewise, mom oughtta stick up for her child. People forget that teenagers are vulnerable and need parental support. What they don't need is to be kicked out on their asses by some guy who's banging their mom.
perdix 29
He can't have a harlot in his home. When you have your own house, you can put the nose stud back in. (I don't object to nose piercings on moral grounds, I just think of the snot collecting on the backings and it grosses me out!)
ciaraohagan94 5
I've got a nose piercing and the only time that really happens is when I have a cold. It's grand the rest of the time
horneyhic 15
You no they put nose rings in bulls because its the most sensitive place and makes them easier to control
darkmis1 17
Come on Perdix, we both know piles of snot turn you on...
SanpakuEyes 18
Nose studs don't have backings. They are either a nose bone which is shaped like a bone with a small ball on the end to keep it from popping out, or a nose screw which leaves a small bit of wire in the nostril which is nothing like a big backing.