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By Anonymous - 19/02/2013 07:55 - Australia - Wahroonga

Today, I met my mother's deeply religious fiancé for the first time. His response upon seeing me was to look me square in the eye and say, "You'll need to take out that nose stud or I'm afraid you'll not be welcome in our home." FML

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By Disappointment - 26/05/2017 19:00 - United States - Gresham

Today, I flew home to visit my parents. We haven't seen each other in two years, I've gotten a few tattoos done since, and I knew they wouldn't approve, so I bought whole new outfits that covered everything and looked professional. When I got there, the first thing my mom says to me is, "Is that a nose ring!?" FML

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Today, my mom got drunk and started crying at my after-wedding party, after promising she'd behave herself. She thinks my husband is an awful person who'll drag me into a life of sin, all because he has a tattoo and an ear piercing. FML

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By Jes_jes18 - 02/05/2013 18:27 - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's mom for the first time. I introduced myself and went to shake her hand. She looked me up and down and said, "I don't shake hands with whores." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2021 22:01 - Australia - Thornleigh

Today, my stepfather-to-be yelled at me, insisting I take my nose piercing out, because it will "ruin the wedding photos" since I'm a bridesmaid. It's a tiny diamante stud, no bigger than a small pinhead. He then went on a rant about how I need to respect his authority in the family. I'm 25. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2016 23:03 - United States - Alexandria

Today, my fiancé's mother gave me a beautiful cross necklace to wear for my wedding. I'm Jewish. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2011 11:17 - Canada

Today, my mother, her fiancé, and I were having dinner together. My mother was joking that she wasn't sure she could hold him down, as he used to "get around." She turned to talk to the waiter and my future step-father looked me up and down and winked. FML

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By Disgusted - 05/07/2009 06:30 - United States

Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. I also found out from her husband that she has her nipples and nether regions pierced. FML

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Darth Bore

By Jace - 19/08/2011 22:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I took my Catholic girlfriend home to meet my family for the first time. My brother thought it would be civil to spend over an hour insulting her religion and explaining in detail the many ways in which "the Force" is superior. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2021 21:01 - United States - Steele

Today, I finally mustered up the courage to tell my overly-religious parents that I'm an agnostic. They asked me why. As soon as I gave my reasons, my mom called me a "bigot" and hurled a bible at me, and it nailed me in the crotch. She then said, "That's what you get, non-believer." FML

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skittlestrailmix 14

Tuesday 19 February 2013 16:07

Hopefully your mother will stand up for you.

carry_on 19

Tuesday 19 February 2013 16:08

I don't see what your nose stud has to do with religion, this guy sounds like a bit of an ass!

Comments

aj9090 9

Wednesday 20 February 2013 2:24

Uh. Rude!

SmokeySmile 4

Wednesday 20 February 2013 2:34

**** that if its your moms house too then he has no say!

elizabeth713 8

Wednesday 20 February 2013 2:41

Confused as to how a nose stud has anything to do with religion. Hold your ground, he's a tool.

trulymickeyj 13

Wednesday 20 February 2013 2:56

I'd be like "With all do respect sir, shut up. You are not my father nor will you ever be. My mother lives here so I have complete freedom to come here." Screw that guy...

honeybadgerDG2S 2

Wednesday 20 February 2013 3:16

Tell him to take the stick out of his ass before he speaks to you.

Needafarm 22

Wednesday 20 February 2013 3:33

Tell him a mole. And are there any other holes he thinks should not be there? ugh

ropeh 3

Wednesday 20 February 2013 4:19

Are you kidding me? If he's so religious that he can't stand the sight of you wearing a nose ring, he probably shouldn't be living in sin with your mother. Sounds like he should stop being so high and mighty.

gungun92 5

Wednesday 20 February 2013 4:20

Tell him to go **** himself and that you will always be more welcome then he is.

zeldafrettchen 1

Wednesday 20 February 2013 4:35

22, I'm so sorry. :( I hope things get better, and if it doesn't, I hope you are able to do well without her.

eatmyshortssss1 8

Wednesday 20 February 2013 6:49

If he's so concerned about the whole "body is a temple" thing, tell him he should stop drinking alcohol, cutting his hair, shaving, and taking non-herbal medicine, since these are all varying degrees of "modifications."