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16 - Glad you found a way to make masturbation make you feel pretty. I've been trying for years and always ended up crying in self pity. Why won't anyone love me???

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It's sure to be a pampered poodle like Georgette off Oliver the Cat Movie. Next, the dog'll be having pawdicures, putting on blusher and trotting down a diamond staircase with its nose up in the air.

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Guy: ask girl- why do you straighten your hair all the time? Girl: to keep it straight and make it longer 2 weeks later... Doctor: explain to me again how you burnt your penis?

But did the dog LOOK pretty? Personally, if My new hair-do resembled a mop, my self image would be significantly lower :/

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