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Today, I was super hungry and went to a Thai restaurant. The waitress left two small bowls of fried rice on the counter, and I thought they were for me. I ate one and a lady came over screaming. Apparently the small cups of rice was part of a religious ceremony. FML


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On 02/12/2013 at 3:04am - misc - by Thai rice mistake - United States (California)

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If you were sitting at a bar, I could understand.

If you were at a table and you got up to grab the food, then YDI.

#2 - On 02/12/2013 at 10:11am by cradle6

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Snap, crackle, and pop: The Gods of the Rice Universe...bad mistake to take their sacrifice

#3 - On 02/12/2013 at 10:12am by HowieDoIt

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