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By  borntoperform  |  14

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By  iAmScrubs  |  19

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By  borntoperform  |  14

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  illmatic2  |  16

Chuck Norris < Jack Bauer Just sayin'

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  laminscate8  |  0

MIKE JONES

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  issoz  |  10

Yes... who?

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  bjohnst12  |  0

I hate chuck Norris jokes

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  Frelling  |  0

The thing I find most interesting about the Chuck Norris joke, is the fact that the original intended irony has been lost somewhere in the meme haze.

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  claireful  |  4

chuck norris is a multiple martial arts world champion, actor, republican, and christian. he is probably most known for his role as Texas ranger from 1993-2001. he started the kickstart anti drug program that teaches kids how to do martial arts as an alternative to drugs.

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  rallets  |  22

chuck norris doesnt sleep, he waits chuck norris sleeps with a nightlight, not because hes afraid of the dark but because the dark is afraid of him when chuck norris does a push up, hes not pushing himself up, hes pushing the earth down. chuck norris can divide by zero and count to infinity chuck norris went to the virgin islands, its now just called the islands chuck norris can swim through land chuck norris can slam a revolving door meh, plenty more :D lol

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  techweed  |  12

Giggity!!!!

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chuck Norris wrote it for him

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  omg_a_BALLOON  |  0

So does that mean Chuck Norris is the answer to the question "What isn't the answer to everything?"

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what is pi? chuck norris whos your mom? chuck norris see! hes a smart kid

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  JuanGotti  |  0

chuck norris can take his red wiskers and tickle my balls. thats why bruce lee whooped his ass in that old movie

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  PurpIe  |  3

Charlie sheen Is the answer, he's bi- winning

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  DboyCorleone  |  0

Bruce lee kicked chuck norris ass. But seeing as chuck is still alive he is the victor

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  heysup28  |  0

Bruce lee kicked Chuck's ass because the movie was not primarily intended for the American audience....just sayin

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  xzadious  |  0

I'm so fucking tired of you idiots who think that some old Ginger is the biggest badass in the world. He is a fucking old man who could get his ass kicked by simple tasks. so please stop glorifying this washed out C list actor.

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  alexfmllemon  |  0

chuck Norris can slam revolving doors....chuck Norris doesn't get wet. wet gets Chuck Norris....when chuck Norris does a press up he doesn't push up he pushes the world down

By  iAmScrubs  |  19

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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  yohooooooo  |  5

yeah bro lets comment on your own status.

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chuck norris is a pussy.

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  oemgeezz  |  0

right

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right.... why are we doing this

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  YacL  |  15

Combo breaker

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  CryMoreFMLs  |  14

WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE

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  deaper  |  12

You're an idiot. Your comment says it all!

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  brodymc  |  0

ur kid should be named enistine

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  Lunchbox3  |  0

what beard? he shaved it dumbass.

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