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Today, I caught my mother trying to switch my contraceptive pill for Tic Tacs. I don't know what's worse - how far she will go to have a grandchild, or that she thought I wouldn't notice that my birth control left me with minty fresh breath. FML

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On 11/25/2012 at 6:36pm - misc - by Username (woman) - United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne)

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maybe she just thought that you had reallly bad breath, and that it had to be fixed really soon.

#1 - On 11/26/2012 at 2:23am by kdog333

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This is really inappropriate behavior on her part.

#3 - On 11/26/2012 at 2:24am by bandofsand

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