Health, Crime and Miscellaneous: WTF Mom?

WTF Mom?

By Username - 25/11/2012 23:36 - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, I caught my mother trying to switch my contraceptive pill for Tic Tacs. I don't know what's worse - how far she will go to have a grandchild, or that she thought I wouldn't notice that my birth control left me with minty fresh breath. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2011 17:32 - Canada

Today, I found out I was born as a result of someone switching my mom's birth control pills with Tic Tacs. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2009 00:52 - Canada

Today, I found out that I'm going to be a mother. This was a mystery, since I take birth control and use condoms all the time. Or, at least, it was, until my mother admitted to swapping my pills and poking holes in my condoms so she could have a grandchild before she died. FML

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Pipe down

By Anonymous - 22/07/2019 00:01

Today, my family drove me to the airport. Before they said goodbye, my mom discreetly pulled me to one side and asked if I'd remembered to pack my birth control pills. Unfortunately, my little sister heard, then chased me through the security line, yelling, "YOU'RE ON BIRTH CONTROL?!" FML

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By FFS - 06/05/2018 01:30

Today, my mother has taken her drug paranoia to a new level. She threw away an open but nearly full bag of dried mint because she's sure I emptied and refilled the bag with marijuana to hide it from her. She then tried to ground me in my own house in front of my wife and daughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2016 03:44 - United States - Arcadia

Today, my grandma saw me putting some mints in my mouth when she walked by my room. Instead of confronting me, she told my dad I was doing drugs. FML

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By Sir Vom-a-lot - 14/06/2012 16:28 - United Kingdom - West Drayton

Today, my girlfriend and I got to the stage in our relationship where she thinks its okay to change her tampon whilst I brush my teeth. FML

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Jagged Little Pill

By Anonymous - 02/10/2019 22:01

Today, my daughter wanted to show me the tooth she had just lost. As I was in a rush to leave for work, I quickly picked up and swallowed my pill that was on the kitchen table. It was only until I looked back down at the table did I see not only my pill, but one extremely angry daughter glaring at me. FML

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Get out of my house

By EstefanP - 13/05/2022 14:00

Today, I walked in on my mother-in-law teaching my 11 year-old daughter how to purge herself using a toothbrush. Her logic is that, “If she gets fat, she’ll never get a boyfriend.” She sees nothing wrong, and bitched at me for messing with her future. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2013 14:29 - United States - Greenwood

Today, I went to the local pharmacy to buy some condoms. When I went to go purchase them, the elderly lady behind the counter took one look at me and said, "Honey, you're your own birth control." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2014 19:02 - United States - Converse

Today, like every day since my wife was prescribed antibiotics for an infection, I had to hide one of the pills inside her food, because she'd apparently rather fall seriously ill than swallow them like an adult. FML

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kdog333 1

Monday 26 November 2012 8:23

maybe she just thought that you had reallly bad breath, and that it had to be fixed really soon.

bandofsand 10

Monday 26 November 2012 8:24

This is really inappropriate behavior on her part.

Comments

AlexJenner16 2

Monday 26 November 2012 9:22

Next it'll be a thumbtack in all your condoms... Be careful!

senor_awesome 14

Tuesday 27 November 2012 6:55

Lets hope she just takes the thumbtack out before someone tries to put it on. That could be very painful. Just a guess...

Yessi_Boo 14

Monday 26 November 2012 9:33

Switch her denture cream with glue when she's not paying attention LOL! (i'm just joking) Don't worry OP, at least you're smart enough to notice. Some people would have no second thoughts about the pill looking and tasting different. :)

lambda_fml 40

Monday 26 November 2012 9:39

When we are ready we will do it MOM!

trudybable 2

Monday 26 November 2012 9:45

switch her sugar for salt or something :)

KM96 24

Monday 26 November 2012 9:46

Wooooahhh!! Obsessive much! Sorry for you OP

perdix 29

Monday 26 November 2012 10:04

Maybe if your breath didn't stink, you could get someone to **** you? Anywho, my vote is with the first choice. People usually swallow pills with water without tasting them at all. If you are sucking your pills, that may be another sign of sexual frustration.

Enslaved 36

Monday 26 November 2012 10:36

What's wrong with you? Give the poor woman some grandchildren! :P Seriously, I hope you got the correct pill back and hide the rest so she doesn't tamper with them. Your mom will just have to wait until you're ready.

spottyblanket 8

Monday 26 November 2012 11:10

Tell her to foster a child if she wants a kid in her life again so much, plenty pf children out there need help

Kathts7 12

Monday 26 November 2012 11:54

If she says THAT then maybe it's a good thing not to be with her

swick25 22

Monday 17 February 2014 20:01

what are you talking about??? says what?

catkat1988 17

Monday 26 November 2012 12:06

Quick couple of questions: 1. Why does your mom even have access to your contraceptive pills? 2. Minty fresh breath from swallowing a tic tac without even tasting it? 3. Don't those pills come in blister packs, making it very hard to tamper with them without opening the blister pack, and thus making it very obvious? 4. You are still living with your mom, I assume, but she still feels now would be a good time for you to have kids?

CheeseHater 23

Monday 26 November 2012 12:16

1. If she's that determined she might just look through her daughter's room to find them. 2. You feel the taste as soon as you put the tic tac on your tongue. 3. She probably has one of those old people things made of plastic with one pill for each day, and they are put in different compartments. 4. This mom is obviously crazy.